DOG scan

Opposite of a CAT scan which checks out your "internal workins" for injuries/defects, this electromagnetic-field survey checks for anomalies OUTSIDE of the body, such as the presence of demons or other unwanted less-than-genial spiritual "hitchhikers". Not endorsed by the AMA or any other "official" medical organization --- but then what do those highfalutin narrow-minded "blindly-going-by-the-book" lame-brains know, anyway??? --- but is touted as surprisingly effective by many people, especially ones who are into wiccan/meditative healing.

I felt really wound up from having nightmares and other moderate mental disturbances, so I made an appointment for a DOG scan. Da quiet-mannered hippie-fella who administered the test was really kind and sympathetic during the procedure, and then afterwards he performed a free banishing-seance on me; I do indeed feel noticeably calmer and sleep more peacefully since then. Da long-haired dude also loaned me a couple books on alternative healing and thinking, which I am currently perusing in my spare time.

by QuacksO August 3, 2018

Dog

Thing that goes woof or bark.
Females dogs are know as a bitch

Look a dog.
Oh a bitch.

by Your mom <3 :) March 1, 2022

Bella The Dog

a dog that is so in trouble because That Vegan Teacher is forcing he to be vegan

1: Guys we need to save Bella The Dog!
2: Yeah! That Vegan Teacher is a huge pyschopath!
1: #savebellathedog

by such a weirdo September 15, 2021

dog

sadness in about 3-12 years.

2007: Mom I love my dog
2019: Mom... I miss him...

by XxxChunky_boixxX December 8, 2020

T-dog

T-dog is used to describe a man who is so unique, you cannot find words to describe him. You will NEVER meet another person quite like a T-dog. A personality that is irreplicable.

"I will never meet a man like T-dog again, I dont even know how to describe him"

by LoveYouForeverTrey<3GMA(T) October 5, 2025

Roller Dog

Term used when describing the pork/beef hot dogs that are cooked on a rotating roller grill at certain gas stations. The term is also used to describe a homosexual man who enjoys roller dogs.

Benny and David walk into a restaurant. Benny says “Man, this place is full of roller dogs.” David responds, “Yeah I’m starving.” Benny replies, “No not the food, the people.”

by Thedoors123 July 27, 2025

Dog Paradox

Something that goes on forever.

When dogs chase their tail, they go in a circle. Circles don't end, which makes them have a dog paradox.

by J.T. Mersmer November 8, 2019