ass hands

A symtom resulting from handing out ass all day.

Dude, I've gotta rest seeing as how I have a horrible case of ass hands.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

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ass hat

Cut off an ass, preferably from a woman, and wear it as a hat after all the blood is dried or wiped off.

-Hey there Jim, I have never seen that kind of hat before!
Where did you get it?
-It's an ass hat. I got it from my ex.

by Sarkus February 24, 2008

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Ass Baby

A turd, with cum on it.

1. I want to have his baby. In fact, I want him to cum in my ass my so I can have his ass baby.

2. That man is so good-looking even his ass babies would be cute.

by RobAndKendra May 16, 2010

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A game played (by at least three) in hacky sac where, when cumulatively the hacky has been hit five time, on the fifth kick, whoever gets it, before it touched the ground, may throw it at anybody. You are not allowed to move when you get the ball to throw. If the hacky is hit four times in a row, anybody can pick the hacky up, except for the person who hit it, and throw it at anybody.

When I ran away, I got hit in the Ass, and now it is red!

by Nogard March 20, 2004

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