National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.

Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day

by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020

United Nations

In lieu of calling a woman a slut, she is called the United Nations or UN because at one time or another most nations have spent time in that chamber.

Jenny has really had sex with a lot of guys. She’s the United Nations!!

by Johnny Tucson February 24, 2021

National beat up Teruteru day

You beat up Teruteru today on the eleventh of november

“Hey Tenko what day is it?l
“It’s National beat up Teruteru day obviously!!”

by Genobeano55 November 11, 2022

National Bully Rose(becca) Day

Hate on Rose and make her sad day, Oct. 5

"Today is National Bully Rose(becca) Day! Let's make her sad!"

by Ambrosi April 5, 2025

National Booty Pic Day

On May 11th, it is customary for a girl to send her boyfriend a booty picture. (Clothing not required)

"Hey babe, it's May 11th, you know what that means? National Booty Pic Day!"😏

by Edward Chudnofski May 11, 2025

National cowgirl day

On may 15th it's national reverse cowgirl day. You celebrate it with letting a girl ride your dick like a cowgirl

It's national cowgirl day let's do it.

by Bertil traktor April 12, 2019

National send titties day

On August 2nd is National send titties day since it's the day after National girlfriends day. Girls have to send their s/o a titty pic.

S/o: It's National send titties day
Her: Okay i'll send them

by greenmop August 1, 2021