Opposite of a CAT scan which checks out your "internal workins" for injuries/defects, this electromagnetic-field survey checks for anomalies OUTSIDE of the body, such as the presence of demons or other unwanted less-than-genial spiritual "hitchhikers". Not endorsed by the AMA or any other "official" medical organization --- but then what do those highfalutin narrow-minded "blindly-going-by-the-book" lame-brains know, anyway??? --- but is touted as surprisingly effective by many people, especially ones who are into wiccan/meditative healing.
I felt really wound up from having nightmares and other moderate mental disturbances, so I made an appointment for a DOG scan. Da quiet-mannered hippie-fella who administered the test was really kind and sympathetic during the procedure, and then afterwards he performed a free banishing-seance on me; I do indeed feel noticeably calmer and sleep more peacefully since then. Da long-haired dude also loaned me a couple books on alternative healing and thinking, which I am currently perusing in my spare time.
by QuacksO August 3, 2018
Get the DOG scanmug. 
by Mrs. Perfectly Not Fine June 29, 2021
Get the Dog shitmug. Either you're one of those who tend to mispronounce "ToppDogg" (Don't worry, many people do) or you were talking about their song.
by B-Joo's Purple Hair December 26, 2016
Get the top dogmug. by Alex Hughes February 23, 2008
Get the Prairie Dogmug. by Marcass-hole August 15, 2021
Get the Dog scissormug. The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.
"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"
"Ohhh man thats nasty!"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"
"Ohhh man thats nasty!"
by thegodofthepenis July 26, 2012
Get the Hot Dog Handshakemug.