Baltimore Bitch Slap

The act on your partner by wielding your spikeless tree (dick) like a baseball bat and rotating it across the face with your eyes closed making the perfect angle to give a cucumber welt on the side your partner’s cheek bone portraying the size of your very own whilst saying in an most aggressive Baltimore accent, “Honey, now you’re perfect.”

Me and my partner were getting at it and I could not stand the sight of my tings face as it was obnoxiously white since the AC was up, so I decided to give my ting the mischievous gift of mine and went straight for the Baltimore Bitch Slap. Holy dick, she went down so fast I opened my eyes and fate must’ve does the rest because this huge red shape popped up like some magician’s trick and stayed there. My partner asks does it look okay? All I said was, “Honey, now you're perfect.”

by Junxie Biggs November 9, 2019

meep meep bitch

A word you say when you want someone to get the fuck out of there way

Meep Meep Bitch

by PEN0022 June 6, 2019

Patty Wagon Bitch

Someone who group-thinks/can’t think for themselves. A follower. Is usually doing some goofy shit and getting on the ‘patty wagon’ to nowhere. Like Spongebob and Patrick.

Why would Norman be at the mall with those boys who stole his money? What a Patty Wagon Bitch.

by doja4444 January 18, 2020

Sad bitch syndrome

When one is constantly sad, numb, or just feeling down overall and is vaguely unintelligent but is still able to participate in normal society. Sometimes this person just jokes they are unintelligent or just feels so.

This person may also have anger issues, it okay doe.

" I think Ashley has sad bitch syndrome. She jokes how idiotic she is when she’s crying in math class"

by Sadbitch:D July 21, 2020

Bible Belt Bitch

Someone who has basic Christian beliefs in the bible belt and only believes it because that is all they know and hold onto it, spreading their beleifs on facebook.

My aunt shared a flat earth society video about religion ,and she was a real bible belt bitch in my debate with her.

by SSUbear October 24, 2017

Bitch you thot

A phrase you say when I bitch who is also a thot tries to take your man

Patrisha “hey James 😉”
Falesha *drop kicks patrisha* “BITCH YOU THOT

by Fucthot69 October 26, 2017

Vertical Bitch Syndrome

VBS (Vertical Bitch Syndrome) is where your companion is a total bitch when they are standing and/or sitting upright.

When me and my girl are laying in the bed (horizontal) she is the sweetest thang ever, but as soon as we get out of the bed she turns into a royal bitch,.i.e Vertical Bitch Syndrome.

by KurtisMalone March 27, 2017