The sentence that comes from Mom's mouth the second she sees you having been on your phone for too long
Since I'm the only one in my class still having screen time limits imposed by parents, I worry if my classmates still continue to chat with me on WhatsApp even when my mom has said, "Get off your phone."
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Depending on the temperament of the individual using it.
- Most commonly related to the phrase “on a sick one”
- “ off a sick one” means the person/object/or situation you are referring to is extra-ordinary. Or not the normal. Out of the baseline.
Depending on the temperament of the individual using it.
- Most commonly related to the phrase “on a sick one”
- “ off a sick one” means the person/object/or situation you are referring to is extra-ordinary. Or not the normal. Out of the baseline.
“Yo my uncle beat me, he is off a sick one today”
“My roommate bought a 30 rack he is off a sick one.”
“My roommate bought a 30 rack he is off a sick one.”
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Hym "With the lights off. That's how. You know what I had to do with the lights off? I had to sit in the hallway and charge my
phone so that I would have enough charge to ensure that my alarm would go off because I had to WORK. Motherfucker. I had to walk to Motherfuckerin WORK. House is full of garbage. If I don't run the AC 24/7 it begins to stink. I refuse to clean my room Jordan. You know who wasn't there to turn my fucking lights back on?
Hym "With the lights off. That's how. You know what I had to do with the lights off? I had to sit in the hallway and charge my
phone so that I would have enough charge to ensure that my alarm would go off because I had to WORK. Motherfucker. I had to walk to Motherfuckerin WORK. House is full of garbage. If I don't run the AC 24/7 it begins to stink. I refuse to clean my room Jordan. You know who wasn't there to turn my fucking lights back on?
Not YOU. That's not even my first time sitting in the dark for days either. You think I called my employer and said 'Hey, I would love to work this week but I just don't have the lights on at my house! So I'm just going to sit here in the hallway of my apartment and charge my phone that has both a broke charger port AND A BROKEN CHARGER... I have to jam the male end of the charger up in to the port and then wrap the cord around the phone and if I don't do it just right the phone won't charge. I'm going to have to sit there and tap my phone through the charger cable because without electricity I have nothing else to do other then re-reading comic books and playing card games against the memory of my former coworker's deck. So sorry Amy. I'm just not going to be able to do anything this week and yes you still need to pay me.' Do you think that is what I did? No. I had to do it all with the lights off. Did I get any credit for that? Did I get any praise? I know you're going to pat yourselves on the backs. Look at this. You are refusing to do something I was compelled to do by necessity."
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The act of giving fellatio to a group of men in the same room.
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Often undertaken by cock whores and cum sluts at the rugby club on matchday, on a team of sweaty sportsmen
Debbie's accosted the team again, gobbing off as usual. Someone will be getting a right mouthful.
Debbie!! Debbie's about to take a right mouthful!!
Watch how she doesn't spill a drop!
Debbie!! Debbie's about to take a right mouthful!!
Watch how she doesn't spill a drop!
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