gawk-off

Gawk-off is a phrase used emphatically to get someone to stop gawking at you doing whatever it is you are doing that is drawing their undivided attention. Also used noun gawker, adjective: gawking, etc a lot like the word fuck.

Hey gawk-off you stupid gawker, avert your gaze from my partner and I intensely making out.

by misterdoreme May 21, 2014

Fire off some missiles

Slang for masturbation, ejaculation

Here's a magazine to help fire off some missiles.

by Wigwam Doctor January 25, 2024

<.0.3.4.3.0.>why should they help you when you ignored them for fucks off sake<.0.3.4.3..0.>

<.0.3.4.3.0.>why should they help you when you ignored them for fucks off sake<.0.3.4.3..0.>

<.0.3.4.3.0.>why should they help you when you ignored them for fucks off sake<.0.3.4.3..0.>

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

Napping off

When your adolescent son tells you he is going to his room for a nap but you know he is just gonna rub one out.

Hey man, where’s your son? I could use a hand moving something in the yard.

He’s just upstairs “napping off”. I’ll give him 10-15 minutes and call him down for ya...

by anonymous September 25, 2020

Fucked Off

Noun: When something is broken, damaged, Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition(FUBAR), amiss, or severely messed-up.

This Chainsaw is Fucked Off

by Gingergeorge June 27, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>sHE RUNNED iT oFF bECAUSE sHE iS so sANDALS<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>sHE RUNNED iT oFF bECAUSE sHE iS so sANDALS<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>sHE RUNNED iT oFF bECAUSE sHE iS so sANDALS<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

jerking off nathaniel style

Jerking Off Nathaniel Style refers to jerking off but like a Nathaniel. To Jerk Off Nathaniel Style, you must have vinegar and Mountain Dew, preferably LiveWire flavored. Then, you wanna put both items in a bag and stick your dick inside. Then, you go on as if you were jerking off normally, only you cum in the Mountain Dew vinegar filled bag instead.

David wanted to jerk off, like he always does. But he was bored of the usual ways of using a fleshlight and his hands. He had heard from his classmates about jerking off nathaniel style and wanted to try it out. He went to his gas station to get some Mountain Dew and went back home for the vinegar. He took the objects he needed into a secluded alleyway and proceeded with the J.O.N.S. In the middle of his jerk off session (nathaniel style), a car with strobing lights on the top passed by. David has epilepsy and proceeded to seize and foam out the mouth. David was found dead 3 weeks later because no one gives a fuck about David.

by dajinco January 12, 2025