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jack off

when you want jack to get off you with minimal words
"Jack off!"
by gofuckyourself6969 May 7, 2021
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slut off

When a group of females compete against eachother to try and fuck the same guy. Things girls do include making eachother look bad, wearing slutty clothing, and sexually flirting with the guy. Winner is the first girl who sleeps with the guy
Alex- Omg there's a new hot guy at school

Tara- Promise you wont go into the slut off for him
Alex- Nah, that's Hannah and Maddys job
by majorfreaksallday July 16, 2017
mugGet the slut offmug.

glerking off

when you masturbate so hard you start bleeding
She was glerking off and now has to deal with the blood on her bed
by anomalycaris November 6, 2022
mugGet the glerking offmug.

jerk off ratio

the ratio of bookmarks to likes on a twitter post
“77 bookmarks 12 likes, dam. thats a high jerk off ratio for a simple blowjob video”
by WaterFlowingUnderground December 24, 2023
mugGet the jerk off ratiomug.

dried off

Person 1: "have you seen the footage from the Mike Tyson v Evander Holyfield fight?"
Person 2: "yeah Mike was punching him so hard Holyfields sweat was going everywhere."
Person 1: "for sure, Holyfield got dried off"
by rustypotat May 5, 2024
mugGet the dried offmug.

Urk Off

Masturbating to the 1989-1998 show, Family Matters. Term derived from the character Steve Urkel.
Timmy changed the channel to TBS, which at the time was playing an old episode of Family Matters. He then proceeded to Urk Off.
by Dr. Robotron 3000 September 20, 2010
mugGet the Urk Offmug.

fuck off

FUCK OFF!!!!
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!
by FUCK OFF!!!! April 7, 2017
mugGet the fuck offmug.

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