National Kick Guys In the Balls Day / August 24th

ANY short girl gets to do this 🙏

"OMG It's National Kick Guys In the Balls Day / August 24th"

by MyNextPolo August 24, 2025

national flash your boobs day

whoever you ask to do so on this day has to flash you their boobs fully

Hey Mara, it’s national flash your boobs day, you know what that means.

Mara: of course, here you go
*sends picture or video of her naked boobs*

by NiceGuy2910 August 26, 2025

August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R

On August 31st, we honor National Try Anal Day, a sacred end-of-month rite reserved for women whose names begin with R, A, or M and whose last names begin with D, S, or R. This day is more than indulgence, it is a passage into a new chapter of pleasure and discovery. To ignore its calling invites misfortune, but to embrace it ensures fulfillment, balance, and ecstasy as one month closes and another begins.

August = Anal !!

August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R (noun, unofficial (but official) holiday):
A tongue-in-cheek, internet-born celebration marking the final day of August, humorously framed as the “gateway” to new pleasures. Said to encourage adventurous couples to close the month with daring intimacy, it is often described as a playful “rite of passage” into September. While not officially recognized, legends insist that ignoring participation may invite bad luck, boredom, or missed opportunities for unforgettable endings.

by Mod.Steven21✅ August 28, 2025

National Gardeners

National Guard members assigned to landscaping, park maintenance, or groundskeeping duties, particularly in Washington, D.C., during deployments.

After being deployed to the capital, National Gardeners spread mulch and cleaned up parks around D.C.

by bichoraro August 29, 2025

National Cutie Day

Its a day to celebrate thee cutest girls you know specifically ones born April 12th or Megan thee stallion

"Happy national cutie day"

by Theprettiestgirlattheparty August 30, 2025

National Fucking Day

Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.

Me: Today's National Fucking Day!!Would you let me fuck you?
Her:Um fine i guess

by Alucardious August 31, 2025

Three Nationism

A conceptual framework describing society divided into three hierarchical strata. The first, the Destitute, encompasses those living in chronic poverty and extreme social marginalisation, whose life prospects are severely constrained by systemic barriers. The second comprises the working and middle classes, who sustain the economy and civic life yet face limited opportunities for upward social mobility due to structural and institutional constraints. The third, the Ascendant Nation, represents the wealthy and powerful, who consolidate resources, influence, and control over societal institutions, shaping economic, political, and cultural systems to perpetuate and expand their dominance.

The stark contrast in economic fortunes highlights Three Nationism: between 2010 and 2021, within the UK, the wealthiest 1% of households increased their wealth thirty-onefold, while the rest of the population experienced Real Wage growth of merely 1–2%. This pronounced disparity underscores how the Ascendant Nation accumulates wealth and opportunity, leaving the working and middle classes, alongside the Destitute, enduring chronic poverty, confined within severely restricted channels of social and economic mobility.

by DemocracySold September 3, 2025