muffin head

A muffin head is a boy who dates 5th graders(a muffin head is in 6th grade). A muffin head likes to say something nice t you and go flirt with other girls in 5th grade, leaving you thinking that he likes you but he don't

damnnn look at muffin head today isn't he dating that fifth grader with the box face

by kayllaii April 21, 2019

Head day

Head day is celebrated on may 12. The way you celebrate is by making someone give you head(oral sex). The other person cannot refuse.

Annie did you know that today is head day? So you have to give me head.

by Jpoxfrud May 10, 2022

Cock head

The people that decided what gets put on urban dictionary, yeah you reading this! Also please tell me exactly why this can't be put in the dictionary minus this sentence!

Every time I try to submit a word it gets rejected by some stupid cock head!

by Shaving Cream Is Delishos February 26, 2017

slap your tall friend in the back of the head day

Feburary 11th, slap people in the back of the head day. You can sneak up on them and slap them on the back op the head.

Haha, its feb 11th: slap your tall friend in the back of the head day. Oh crap
Im too short

by ImWolfieBoy February 11, 2022

Head Top

When you pull a football over someone’s head and then you scream HEAD TOPPPP

Head top

by Head top May 25, 2022

Head

Sum every middle school couple or sneaky link does in the basement

Little mikey gave staphanie head in the basement by the stairs

by locococaloca April 8, 2023

Five-head

An exceptionally large forehead of which you can look into and see your own future. Often times light reflecting upon it will blind Pilots.

"Wow FUCK, uhhh that cunt Rachel has the biggest five-head I have ever seen, it took down a 747 earlier today killing 150 passengers, 4 of which were infants.

by Cocksucker3 August 28, 2016