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It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
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Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u
by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024
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Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Could I Grant It?"
Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Could I Grant It?"
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WE CAN GET IT ON

Meaning let’s get it popping right here rn created by the rapper/influencer@gyano
by G yanoo June 23, 2025
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get with that fool

1.To fight to shoot or stab
Start confrontation
Hey cousin there's that guy that's been talking shit about you. go get with that fool!
by chap6 November 15, 2017
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Getting Viced

When you're having sex with someone and you're close, so they grab the sides of your face to look in your eyes and watch you cum.

Named because they're holding your face straight similar to how a vice grips things.
I was getting viced the other day by Sarah, I think I might be in love.
by MoonrBert December 28, 2020
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Get out the ruler

An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.
I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.
by Lumacurve June 12, 2018
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