A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.
by Mr freeze September 27, 2017
Get the Closet babymug. He killed someone and went to jail but he got out and then made a song called "pee pee poo poo" we've found out that he has the power to release the kraken he killed multiple people but we couldn't stop him all we can say is if someone sends you poo pics. RUN
by Cherry sparkles July 15, 2022
Get the Baby Katamug. A baby Habit is when you do any type of drug (mainly marijuana) but only on rare occasions and you have complete self control.
Loser Friend - "Holy shit bro you smoke! What is wrong with you?"
You - "Don't worry, its just a baby habit."
You - "Don't worry, its just a baby habit."
by ghettowordsking April 11, 2014
Get the baby habitmug. by thanamelessone December 7, 2009
Get the Baby Musclesmug. 
"Alicia is our Facebook baby. He first poked me in January, and I moved in with him that same month, and she was born in October"
by Tochterlieber March 24, 2017
Get the facebook babymug. An internet emoticon that represents a baby Russian. The character always stares at the character once it is typed or drawn, and is often accompanied by "Baby Russia loves you always. ALWAYS."
.J. (The Baby Russia Emoticon)
Also known as "Little Russia"
.J. (The Baby Russia Emoticon)
Also known as "Little Russia"
by EstonianBrony July 24, 2012
Get the Baby Russiamug.