National ask your crush out day

Ask your crush out and she has to say yes!

«Hey, want to go out on a date today? It’s the national ask your crush out day so you have to say yes»

by Lilskill January 11, 2020

national fiancé day

on september 4th is national fiancé day
get your fiancé something nice

It’s national fiancé day

by imchylersexual August 13, 2023

National Compare Nudes Day

December 6th is National Compare Nudes Day. Compare explicit pictures of your body with a partner of the same sex.

On National Compare Nudes Day, Fred and I compared sizes and he’s packing!

by exwicka December 6, 2022

National Jerk Off Day

On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.

It's national jerk off day!! Finally!!

by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022

National Snurch Day

National snurch day is may 15th, a day where we celebrate snesus and the snurch!

“Where’s Kyle?”
“Oh, he’s at home celebrating national snurch day.”

by mercurypies May 26, 2022

national slap miles day

today is your day to slap a miles. give him the biggest five star you can because today is your day to do it.

drew: *slaps miles*
miles: "hey what was that for ?!"
drew: "it's national slap miles day"
miles: "oh, makes sense"

by weirdo0102 December 9, 2021

Nation

The collective noun for churches.

The Apostle Paul planted a nation of churches throughout Asia Minor.

by SlappingFish February 23, 2019