dogs head pillow

that dog across the road you feel like puntung into the sun because he thinks he is a shark that eats everything and his eyes are bigger then his buttcheeks.

it is dogs head pillow

by himsyboy April 8, 2022

Wiener dog vibes

Very cold and negative energy. Wiener dog vibes are when a guy acts like they are hotter or more important than other guys when they actually don't have a lot of depth behind surface level. It's when a guy talks big but doesn't have much to back it up. Has an unearned air of superiority to them. Very snarky and makes everyone feel worse about themselves. But mostly, it comes down to thinking you're bigger and better than u actually are and not having the self-awareness to realize you are not.

Jock-douche turns down a cute guy that doesnt look like a mirror image of him at the bar. Then jokes about it with his friend that looks like his twin in front of cute guy.
JIM: "WOW, that Jock-douche is giving off real wiener dog vibes"

by Quantum_Thief February 5, 2024

dog delight

It's when you give a dog a cream pie during a weird sexual fetish. you should probably have some one check you into a psych ward you dirty disgusting slam pig

Or it is when you take a hot dog and attempt to shove it in your or your friends urethra, and in the frustration of not being able to get the hot dog to fit your rip off their or your own genitals.

Boof dog dick urethra Dog delight canine cream pie K-9 cream pie puppy pumpin

by The pumpers April 21, 2014

Ping Dog

A user in Discord that gets angry with you for pinging the admin or server owner. They are usually hold no power in the Discord server and just wish to exert authority on another player by attempting to come to the defense of the server owner/admin.

Jeremy132: @Admin I really like this game thank you for creating it!
PingDog2255: @Jeremy132 You idiot, I can't believe you mentioned the Admin! You are stupid, and I hate you!
PingDog1923: @Jeremy132 God damn you bro, you've doomed us all for pinging the Admin! We all hate you.
Jeremy132: What did I do wrong?? You are both a couple of Ping Dogs.

by mockywottle July 30, 2023

Dogs

A man's best friend

My dogs the best

by UMM IDK WAT TO PUT HERE October 17, 2020

Dogs

Different people think of dogs differently.

Socializing problems with white people and black people-

Black guy goes to white guys house-

Black guy- I'd want to come in, but I dont trust your dog man.
White guy- He doesn't have all the right shots for you or what? What is it with other people's dogs?

White guy goes to black families house-

White guy- Hey, you got a dog!
Black family- We're here too. He dont give a fuck about us, he's spending all his time with the damn dog.
White guy- They have a point, if they ever invited me over again, I'd spend all my time with their dog again, just like I'm doing now.

by Solid Mantis April 10, 2020

love me, love my dog

if you love someone, you must accept everything about them, even their faults or weaknesses.

The old adage "love me, love my dog" perfectly encapsulates the idea that true love means accepting someone's entire package, flaws and all.

by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024