Man: don’t stop or you’ll give me blue balls
Girl: I’m just uncomfortable with this
Man: NO YOU WILL GIVE ME BLUE BALLS AND I WILL HATE YOU!!
Girl: I’m just uncomfortable with this
Man: NO YOU WILL GIVE ME BLUE BALLS AND I WILL HATE YOU!!
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(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)
A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.
A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)
A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.
A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.
Example 1:
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”
Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”
Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway
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Lobotomies
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Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
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Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.
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Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
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Person B: What the actual fuck.
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Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.
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