Fosdal syndrome

Fosdal syndrom is a syndrom where your mind goes totally H E A V Y mode. This will give you at least +100 NRG

Guy1: I'm not feeling it today guys..
Guy2: I diagnose you with Fosdal syndrome
Guy1: ARHJJHEJRTWHGSD

by Sakhi0 January 10, 2020

Dan Petcash Syndrome

Dan Petcash Syndrome affects men who are small bodied and minded. They lack the ability to articulate themselves and cannot speak in coherent sentences. He is quite literally mentally challenged, and unfortunately there is no cure. Dan Petcash who the syndrome is named after is still alive living well in complete ignorance and bliss. He is able to say one word “turk” and smiles right afterwards.

Bro 1: Woah that dude has D.P.S (Dan Petcash syndrome)

Bro 2: Totally dude

Dan Petcash: TURK

by Doctor Shmigoo January 14, 2020

Scratch-Dick Syndrome

When your penis becomes scratchy after bustin' a fat ass nut. Typically last between 5-10 minutes.

"Damn Tommy, I just came so hard I got Scratch-Dick Syndrome now."

"That's what happens when you watch hentai, Phil."

by joshhastheclaphands January 15, 2020

shroud syndrome

When you don't get adrenaline from playing game's anymore

Bro I feel desolate when I game I think I have shroud syndrome

by Hypxr January 22, 2020

basic bitch protagonist syndrome

bbp syndrome, short forbasic bitch protagonist syndrome, is where the protagonist of a romance story, usually a female, will act reckless and foolish and become a basic bitch. this means that she will most likely try to run away from her problems and run away from falling in love because she is afraid of what is to happen. when she's endangered, this is the only time she will ever try to run back to the person she just hurt and pretend nothing ever happened. :( why do guys put up with this? because they love this girl with basic bitch protagonist syndrome. the reason why bbp is short for it is because they have a baby peener energy. we need actual dick energy, not bullshit.

guy1: wow, i'm so in love with her.
guy2: bro, can't you see? she's avoiding you cause she doesn't wanna fall in love with you but she clearly is. she's literally manipulating you indirectly, she got that basic bitch protagonist syndrome.

guy1: but i love her
girl: oh my gosh, please help me guy1, guy3 is gonna hurt mee.
guy1: oh no, get away from her guy3
guy2: i swear, you have bbp love sickness.

by GIVEMEYOURKNEECAPS January 30, 2020

letdown's syndrome

Not to be confused with the abnormalities in looks/faculties that can occur from being born too late in your mother's life, this term refers to an equally-unpleasant degradation of one's physical/mental health due to repeated "dashed hopes" incidents that you've encountered when needing to "answer Mother Nature's call on line 2" but no restroom was immediately available --- after having "held it" for a considerable time, you eventually see what you initially assume will be an opportunity to finally relieve yourself, and so you partially relax your painfully-fatigued internal muscles in preparation for said dump. But then at the last minute, you discover to your extreme dismay that said lavatory is in fact **not** available for you to use, either because there is already someone in there or it is out of order; you are now obliged to frantically "clinch yourself up tight" again and either wait even longer or rush off to look for another toilet. But of course it is now much harder to "hold it in" because you have unwittingly allowed your poop-load to partially "slide downwards", and so you may now encounter more difficulty in "keeping your grip on it" than if you'd waited to see for certain if you could indeed go potty before partially "letting go".

Another possible contributing factor to letdown's syndrome, of course, is if you sometimes "relax too far" when thinking that you're gonna have a chance to poop but then are not able to and therefore hafta "clamp up" again --- if you've inadvertently allowed your poop-log to "progress outwards" too far, you pose the risk of "pinching one off" when you hastily re-tighten your sphincter-muscles, and thus you may actually squeeze some of your unmentionables out in your feverish efforts to "re-establish your grip" on said yuckies. Further comments/explanation unnecessary.

by QuacksO February 1, 2020

Tyler Syndrome

Asking for reccommendations that are near your level and completely disgarding them and going for the compelete opposite.

"Hey zack, what's a good d23?"

"I don't know, Passacaglia?"
"OK, time for an s24"
"Bruh, this retard has tyler syndrome"

by Not NZTornado February 3, 2020