Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver

The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.

When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.

"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."

"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."

BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Post Non Consensual Sex

The type of sex where afterwards you regret your decision and wish you had said "No".

Friend 1: "I went to this party the other night and I ended up doing -something-"

Friend 2: "You wish you said 'No' now huh?"

Friend 1: "Yeah..."

Friend 2: "Post Non Consensual sex gets you every time bro..."

by ParalysisAlice May 12, 2011

national have sex day

A day you have sex with your partner or crush.

geroge: "its national have sex day wanna have sex sophia?"
sophia: "yes"

by panxkm October 8, 2020

Weather Phone Sex

When you call someone you know who lives in a place that is having better weather than you and talk on the phone about it.

Caller 1 is looking for some weather phone sex:

Caller 1: The high temp here is 100 degrees with 90% humidity in the shade. What's it like there?

Caller 2: Bummer, sorry to hear that. It's great here. Highs in the 70's, sunny, and dry.

Caller 1: Sounds fabulous! ummm... what are you wearing? Are you sitting outside? Does it feel great? What are you planning to do today?

by Practically Dreaming August 22, 2010

sex-bed-head

when a woman goes out in puplic not knowing that her hair looks fine from the front and sides but is totally knarled up in the back .

Hey, your hair is sticking straight out the back of your head. You totally have sex-bed-head.

by "D" in the house May 12, 2011

Snow Day Sex

Exquisitely performed slow sex completely under the covers because it's too cold and snowy to go anywhere.

We got the early morning call for no work/school today. Sounds like a good time to celebrate with Snow Day Sex.

by TeachkMI January 6, 2014

indian butt sex

Indian butt sex is, the best butt sex ever, it leaves you wanting more, you don’t have to be Indian to have Indian Butt Sex, all you need is some beads and then you can have Indian Butt Sex, just don’t forget the good smelling candles because it can get stinky!!

Yo you wanna have Indian Butt Sex?
Yeah man where’s the beads?!?

by short girl e July 2, 2019