Dolphin-head

When the tip of a man’s penis slips out of some article of clothing.

Bro I was working out in some super small shorts and my dolphin-head just popped right out.

by Girth-Micheals January 4, 2024

No head syndrome

When one of the bois is lacking towards one another due to a deficiency of head

Wyatt has no head syndrome, he hasn’t head any in years.

by Binger864 May 24, 2022

Cushion head

I head someone sits on /park they choochie

Alex has a cushion head …

by Tiktokduckermonkey September 27, 2022

link-head

an absolute idiot, one who likes the mets way too much, or one who has very very stupid hair.

Justin called Little Yonatin a link-head in English class because he refused to take off his sweatshirt.

by D.G. Grover October 28, 2006

Raptor Head

When you get head from a girl who uses so much teeth, to a point of discomfort.

Damn shame that girl I picked up from the bar last night gave total Raptor Head.

by DoktorAmazing March 19, 2022

Garlic head

Rubbing ones face with garlic before proceeding to give dome

She gave me garlic head and that shit smelled strong

by Anonymous16289302716930 October 10, 2020

Head Ass

Someone's who's got their head up their ass. A person that is out there to the point of being frivolous. Believes in nonsensical things and could either be very intelligent or very insane.

So I've been blitzing my third eye chakra with this fresh ashwagandha juice, and ever since then, I've been seeing elves that tell me the meaning of life is ashwagandha. I was shocked and then my tarot cards and crystals started shaking, and that's how I knew peace and togetherness were all we needed to stop the world's suffering.

"Wow, that guy was so head ass, I can't believe he's like that around kids, I'm really starting to lose faith in this era.

He was telling me the future of reproduction is cybernetic engineering. "

by EMILIAS BITCH 24/7 June 7, 2022