VitiTesticular Syndrome

(n): from Latin, Vin meaning grapes and Testis meaning balls.

Sadly he cannot wear a speedo due to congenital VitiTesticular Syndrome.

by Fezik April 14, 2009

Red carpet syndrome

The montly peroid of a women, also know as 'lady time'

Question: 'want to go out Margaret?'
Answer: 'no i can't, i have a really bad case of red carpet syndrome this month'

by Eggplant1313 June 14, 2018

Shit Gamer syndrome

Recently discovered medical theory shows certain individuals are just born with this syndrome where they lack the hand to eye coordination to effectively and efficiently play games or lack the IQ required to play tactical games.

A serious syndrome with no cure till this date,
Also noting quite prevalent among Somali males.

He shows many symptoms of SGS.
I'm sorry to hear you have shit gamer syndrome.

by Bidgickboy May 27, 2020

fake boyfriend syndrome

When you feel like your boyfriend doesn't really exist because you're in a long distance relationship and you forget what they sound like/look like

I wonder what my boyfriend's doing right now.. oh wait.. Do I have a boyfriend? I must have fake boyfriend syndrome.

by honoura November 22, 2013

Maranello Syndrome

Maranello Syndrome is when a person or group have total immunity from punishment or reprimand due to breaches of any rule.

“Did you see that? Keith just printed, like, 20 pages over the daily limit! And they’re not doing anything!”

“Good old Maranello Syndrome.”

by Linden2K July 16, 2020

Cozain Syndrome

When the eyes look very red as opposed to the normal white coloring of the eyeball.

Dude, do you have the cozain syndrome? Your eyes are lookin really red.

by caillou.lover November 26, 2020

TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome

TURDS—Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome—isn’t just a joke; it’s a mirror held up to the bizarre, one-sided obsession some fans have with Donald Trump.
Including the tagline "he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo" like in the example, combines political rhetoric with pop culture, referencing the iconic line from Beyoncé's "Single Ladies". This phrase emphasizes the unrequited nature of such devotion, suggesting that while supporters may idolize Trump, his feelings aren't reciprocated.
The derangement angle is where the TURDS start to hit the fan. Imagine being so fixated on someone that you lose sight of reality—whether it’s scrolling endless Twitter threads, crying over canceled rallies, or muttering his name under your breath like a lovesick teenager. It’s not just devotion; it’s obsession, and Trump’s narcissistic nature only fuels the fire. He’s the sun in this messed-up solar system, burning dimly orange but never actually seeing you orbiting around him.
And let’s face it: he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo. Not really. Not in that way. But hey, at least you’ve got the satisfaction of knowing, with plenty of other TURDS out there, you’re not the only one obsessed.

Me: "TDS? Trump certainly has some sort of derangement syndrome, but you seem to have a bad case of the TURDS: He ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo."

Them: "What's TURDS?"

Me: "TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome"

by megaleach February 28, 2025