ricotta balls

Balls that are covered in chunky white discharge from an STD.

Cindy gave me the clap. The antibiotics haven't kicked in yet, I've got some chunky ricotta balls now.

by thomatime November 3, 2017

kentucky blue balls

When a man sexual assaults a woman and she refuses to reciprocate so then he has Kentucky blue balls.

He got Kentucky blue balls because he couldn’t finish his load.

by Come get metal April 20, 2018

sweaty mozarella balls

The way your hand smells when you put your hand under your balls,take it out and smell it after a long summer day of 101°

"Damn my ball meat smells like sweaty mozarella balls daniel"

by Drdraindill November 23, 2017

maul ball

When two individuals engage in frantic, desperate, primal~easier sexual intercourse, effectively mauling one another. The resultant action tends to resemble one of those cartoon dust clouds with various protruding arms and legs.

Fuuuuuuuuhuhuhuhk I haven't seen u in a faaaahahahahahahahakin weeeeeeek we're gonna make such a faakin mawlbawl (maul ball)

by VikingQueen2000 November 27, 2017

ball sweat equity

The extraordinary time and effort a guy has invested in getting a piece of tail.

I got so much ball sweat equity in getting with that Tina, I swear I could feed a small country for a year!

by DrEyePoppin' November 25, 2017

rest balls

if ur a gymnast you and only u can relate to jumping in a pit and getting foam all over u

i did 50 tuck jumps and i have rest balls all over me

by resi balls November 27, 2017

Sexting blue Balls (SBB)

When a girl fail to give a satisfying conclusion to her increasingly compelling description of any kind of erotical/ sexual activity, and leave you stranded with a useless electronic boner. The arm of choice for this kind of treacherous behaviour is obviously the text message, altough it has been reported that some tormentors are brave enough to do it through Whatsapp, killing their social presence (as they have to close the app) for the mere pleasure of knowing that your cum will sit tight.

Girl "I would kiss your lips, then your cheeks"

then I would go on down slowly , bitting tenderly your neck, pressing my lips against your chest"

"then i would get to your tummy, kissing your belly button"

"and then "
Me : "Then ? AND THEN ?"
Girl :

Me checking constantly the stupid whatsapp message notification status that keeps on displaying the same message sent, message sent , message gent" shit yet another case of Sexting blue Balls (SBB). Fuck me"

by Alex Dürer November 29, 2017