Dog induced chlamydia

Sexual intercourse with pets, including dogs, can cause this

Did you hear about Noah Riffle? Yea he licked his dogs butt and got dog induced chlamydia

by Donkeytoot August 19, 2022

Dog

Morata

You're such a wonderful Dog

by BigBoiSecret March 24, 2021

Lockdown Dog

A man’s best friend that was purchased during lockdown. Now the owners are back at work it’s incessant screams and cries annoy the shit out of the entire neighbourhood.

“Rod, what on earth is that commotion outside?”

“Oh Jean, it’s that fucking lockdown dog again, I hope it dies of throat cancer”

by SimePieman September 5, 2022

Dog Person

A person well researched on one or more subjects on dogs. This person may also know how to properly approach a new dog and know many dog breeds other than the classics.

Dog person: *interested in dog sports, training, and conformation*
Dog lover: *casually lets untrained dog off-leash*

by DogNerd December 16, 2023

The dirty dog

While participating in the doggy style sex position, the female shits on your dick

Dude!! She dirty dogged me so hard. There was smelly shit everywhere. I guess that’s why my mother calls her the dirty dog

by Dino Comber August 17, 2021

Trolley Dogging

do have sex in a shopping trolley in a public place, group trolley dogging is best, especially if your trolley has a child seat...

hey we went to aldi and did some right trolley dogging bashing!

by dr.dogger! November 2, 2009

Stubborn Husband Spicy Hot Dog

When the wife warns you to wear gloves before cleaning jalapeno peppers. You ignore the advise, then proceed to use the restroom. End results is husband is in pain, and pouring milk on his junk to ease the burning.

I had the stubborn husband spicy hot dog last week when I didn't put gloves on my hands before cleaning jalapeno peppers.

by WhoSaidItFirst October 28, 2025