To completely go off the chain, to explode into a murderous tirade, to have an unparaleled fit, to morph into a tantrum, to blow an arse-gasket, to rip somene a new arsehole, to go on an unforgettable tare, to have a bigtime bitch-fit, to fly into a dangerous, wrath-fueled rage, to go completely off on someone, to treat someone to the uttermost of one's explosive rage, to lose all composure and to totally blow up, to let someone have the angriest, no-holes-barred pieces of your mind, to express the most extremely destructive fury and madness towards another, to exhibit unbridled fury, to hurl oneself at, about, on or around another like a hurricane or an F5 tornado, spewing ones's devastating, furious rage like storm debris aloft on the circulating , whirling, swift currents of its eye or vortex, to verbally anhillate someone else who is deemed deserving of nothing less.
Gunner "twisted the fuck off" on his roommate because his roommate banged Gunner's girlfriend while Gunner was out shopping for a suitable engagement ring for the girl he thought he wanted to marry.
She "twists the fuck off" on anyone who dares to call her the "c-word" because she hates that derogatory slang word like no other spoken word.
While Reverend G. is generally not the type to "twist the fuck off," you should not do anything that might enfuriate him.
Slandra warned the store clerk, "Do not make me "twist the fuck off" on you for being such an imbecile. I can go off quicker than a cap on a bottle of the cheapest champagne."
She "twists the fuck off" on anyone who dares to call her the "c-word" because she hates that derogatory slang word like no other spoken word.
While Reverend G. is generally not the type to "twist the fuck off," you should not do anything that might enfuriate him.
Slandra warned the store clerk, "Do not make me "twist the fuck off" on you for being such an imbecile. I can go off quicker than a cap on a bottle of the cheapest champagne."
by CunningLinguist'sWordsmith January 13, 2023
Get the twist the fuck offmug. Jungle off is played by 2 or more contestants playing with jumanji dice. The contestant who called the jungle off will be referred to as the "starter" all others will be referred to as "afters" The starter calls the first target and then the starter and the afters roll. The starter then must explain how what he rolled could defeat the target then the afters do the same with their dice. The 3 judges then decide who wins. Each of the afters are allowed to be starter once and the winner of the most matches wins.
by Robin B Williams September 13, 2007
Get the Jungle Offmug. The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.
"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014
Get the beat-off baguettemug. When something doesn't go where all the players involved think it is going to go. Equally applicable when talking about putting spacecraft in orbit as it is when PIV aim gets a little off and ends up in surprise buttsecks.
You're aiming a little low there, big fella, going to end up with an off-nominal insertion if you poke any harder!
by PurplePirate December 20, 2019
Get the off-nominal insertionmug. To masturbate and “batch one off” a selfless act for a friend who does not have gel for their hair prior to going out.
by Batch One Off October 15, 2021
Get the Batch one offmug. by Legend derry March 21, 2024
Get the Suck offmug. When s girl likes a boy she digs his swagger but if she decides to break up with him she might say "I hopped off of his swagg" The same goes for a crush if she decides to get over him she is hopping off of his swagg.
Dana: " I'm just over him ima hop off of his swagg"
Kelly: "It's about time, that relationship is going nowhere"
Kelly: "It's about time, that relationship is going nowhere"
by RISsKy December 4, 2009
Get the Hop off of his Swaggmug.