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I couldnt care less

Shows extreme care in the current subject matter means person cares a lot
I couldnt care less about your injury
by Dr.Catctus May 13, 2005
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and i won't spill my beer

the ending at the end of a sentence to any action, whether it be difficult or simple, said in a Quick Draw Mcgraw type serious tone, similar to adding "in bed" to the end of sentences
ex. I am walking to my car, and i won't spill my beer.
i will do a handstand while walking up the stairs, and i won't spill my beer see in bed
by The One They Call Froh March 30, 2010
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I meant my other Grandma

When somebody points out that the excuse you just gave is not plausible, you admit defeat and say "I meant my other Grandma" to offer another, alternative but also implausible excuse.

Comes from the Irish soccer player Stephen Ireland, who refused to play a match as he said his Grandma had died. When it was proven she was alive, he then used the excuse "I meant my other Grandma" (who was also alive).
"Hey dude, want to go and grab a beer?"
"I can't, I have to study for my exam"
"We don't have any exams until April"
"I meant my other Grandma"

"Want to go catch a movie?"
"I can't, I'm meeting Leo"
"Leo is on vacation in Mexico"
"I meant my other Grandma"
by dangerSTU April 16, 2014
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i hate the crap out of you

It's not a real term. Taylor Davis thinks he knows everything but doesn't.
I hate the crap out of you because you always think your right. -Taylor davis
by Crack564 May 8, 2014
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Oops I spilled my beans!

When you accidentally let something you didn't want others to know slip out in a convo.
The government thought "oops I spilled my beans!" When they let the movie Santa vs the Martians be released.
by Runaway666 December 18, 2014
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Yes-know-i-don't-know

1 No answer really or 2 .the start of a possible lie. 3. Fear of saying no. 4. Fear of giving the wrong answer. 5 Funny goofy way to avoid the real question.
Did you see anyone you know at the party? Yes-know-i-don't-know
by whittle myself the kind June 25, 2015
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i just broke my wrist

What happens when you are whippin' like a chef (ouu)
Damn my nigga I just broke my wrist while cooking like a chef! Shiiit... I'm whippin' like Lil Pump
by Yung Perc July 14, 2017
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