Zach

An amazing handsome man that takes care of the people and things he love. He may look mean and built like a bus but he’s gotta big heart and an even bigger cock. He loves to play sports and contribute to his country. He hopes to keep increasing in the Navy.

Person 1: who’s that guy

Person 2: I heard that’s Zach and if you get in the bed with him he’ll straighten your pipes.

by Uhhhh daddy December 3, 2020

Zach

He’s obviously hot and everyone has a crush on him. He don’t respond to text ever but he’s still the one all girls want. Oh and he’s loyal......

Girl 1: who’s that

Girl 2: that’s Zach everyone has a crush on him

by Suckiteasyyyyyyy April 16, 2019

Zach

Z(ack)
Plural

Extremely hated by Ramzey and a generally annoying person.

EX:that kids so annoying
Ex:yeah he’s a Zach

by SneakySnek21 November 15, 2021

Zach

The type of guy to get is dick stuck in a meat grinder

Did you hear about zach?

Did he get his dick stuck in a meat grinder again?

Yeah

by Ball sackarie November 23, 2021

Zach

Is crazy stupid but very sweet just don't get him drunk. He's really good at flirting with girls and loves the colors green, black, white and red is good at making friends and knows how to be a lady's man

Good ole Zach

by Tribute July 4, 2018

Zach

A Zach is usually a sexy man with a sexy soul. He can get possessive towards someone he loves and also make them feel like the most important person on earth. He loves to have sex with hot women and uses every single body part capable of penetration. But his other talents and personality overshadow his bed skills. If you see a Zach, value him with all your heart.

Get Zach'd on you fucking pussy.

by itsyaboizac November 22, 2021

Zach

The best and most amazing person ever. A “zach” cares about everyone and is a caring person.

Hey! You are such a Zach!

by Zadeelbalshi July 4, 2022