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Zach

A cowardly snack that will betray you even for the smallest piece of meat.
Did you meet that guy?
yeah he's such a Zach
by bobert1344513 May 22, 2022
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Zach is very coolio.
by zachywackylol June 5, 2022
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the best(and whitest) guy you will ever meet. everyone loves him. zach’s come off as players but really they are the softest kind of guys around. do not get me wrong, they will still act all manly around their friends, but they are a completely different person on the inside. they may seem like a frat boy, but they would much rather stay in and cuddle than go out. they are the perfect balance of party animal and chill. although they are very smart, they tend to be incredibly modest and don’t want to admit to it all the time. once they meet the one they want, there will be no going back for them or you. they flirt in subtle ways, but charming enough to get you interested. once they want to pursue you, they won’t stop until you fall for them too. the best things about zach’s are that they are not afraid to get down with you or your friends. he isn’t embarrassed easily, and is super fun when he is drunk(white girl karaoke). if zach is your boyfriend, he will spoil you, both in kisses and things you love. he is the softest boyfriend you will ever have, both inside and out. if you are lucky enough to have a zach in your life, hold onto them, although it might be hard for you to shake them off anyways even if you wanted to.
“damn that boy has the nicest ass i’ve ever seen !”
“he must be a zach”
by simp for you December 14, 2021
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He is very very very good looking and gets all the girls and is the president of ADZU.
I want to be Zach one day.
by ZachFan123 December 16, 2021
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Zach is a bastard who blocks you out of nowhere makes you feel like your nothing when you really like him and he will talk to you then leave u in deilevered snob you then end up blocking you he is an all round dose and i hope he dies him and his big square head
Someone: is that zach?
Me: yes you can tell cause hes so ugly and has a square head
by Minnie mouses bestie December 29, 2021
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zach is very artistic and funny. he can be very shy when you meet him at first but, when you get to know him is very very crazy. he often will tell people random jokes and is the type of person to go up to some random person and ask them to marry him with a ring pop. zach rarely falls in love so if he likes you, shoot your shot now before you dont have a chance. I think we all deserve a zach in our life.
person 1: Omg did you see what zach did today?
person 2: yeah he went up to some random girl and asked her to marry him with a ring pop!
by jayla <3 March 9, 2022
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Trash can of a human and a terrible influence on everyone. He pawned all of his rings at the pawn shop - but at least he has good hair.
Zach where are all your rings! You must have pawned them.
by Cowboy Ken March 12, 2022
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