J-Fish

1.) Someone who frequently chilli dogs others.
2.) Someone who obseses over shit-on-tits

Redos: Dude check out brandon cock-blocking chris.
Redos: Hes a shit humper.
Bronson: Ya man what fucking J-Fish.
Past Tense: Larry: Man i toatlly got shit on today.
Larry: Its all over me.
Steve: Look at the bright side at least you werent J-Fished.

by C.Bronson May 16, 2008

Crazy J

That one kid who is always naked, stealin girlsies and guysies pantsies. Crazy as a mutha fucka. No controllin these

Woooah woah woah brohan, you totes went crazy j on that bowl of ice cream

by franklin2345 May 1, 2011

J-Hag

A haggard jewish woman angry at life, who couldn't get a date on jdate.com even if she offered to pay for dinner. Has the voice of a man. The figure of a jewish yenta. Yearns for any kosher sausage that looks at her. She lives to make everyone else's life miserable. Even if she settled for some non-kosher pork, no she'd still be rejected.

Most common j-hag name: Sigalle

me: Isn't Sigalle is such a huge "J-Hag"?

you: Yeah, i hate that "J-hag".

by Manashevitz September 9, 2010

J+ Certified

the act of perfection. completing or doing something beyond what was expected. going obove and beyond. being approved by jong, the perfect person. without flaws or defects.

claudio completed that course, got an A+ but really produced work worthy of being j+ certified.

by frankg January 18, 2008

white j

This word literally means white jacket.

The word comes from the commonly used word White T, which means white tee shirt.

One day a song will be made of that word.

Oh Snap!!!!

Jazzzy Jay ova there is rockin that white j!!!!!

He fly!!!!!

by Blake Peterson July 30, 2008

J-Bone

Another name for a joint.

guy 1: hey I'm about to roll a j-bone you in?

guy 2: HELL YEAH!!!!

by o'ring August 17, 2010

Beefy J

(N) Blow job from a overweight woman.

Did you hear that John got a beefy j from that tank-ass McCumdumpster that hangs out at TGI Fridays?

by MFC13 May 5, 2011