hobnocking wanker

The literal meaning is: A British person that slaps people with their phallus and jerks off a lot.

Jack is so lame, he is a hobnocking wanker

by Louiemonte09 April 28, 2014

Jolly Wanker

An individual with a great desire and intention to "wank"(A slang term for masturbation). They perform the act with such ferocity and excitement that they could be described as "jolly".

Martin is such a jolly wanker.

by BigBootyBerilium March 14, 2025

Wanker

1 - Someone who wanks.

2 - An insult.

Bonus note: wanking is male masturbation

"Piss off, you wanker!"

by Random JoJo's Fan June 7, 2021

Wanker

Wanker = a cringe lord, that wanks alot and breaks his clavicle while jerking

Hé Luuk Aarts, you're a wanker. But how dit you break your clavicle?

by Luckov January 24, 2020

Pod Wanker

A person who owns AirPods and walks around wearing their airpods all the time.

Look at Jimbo walking around wearing his airpods again, what a Pod Wanker.

by Oooo weeee August 2, 2020

wanker

insult by the sniper

Wave g'bye to your head, wanker! I'm gonna turn you into colored rain.

by chickenstealer March 4, 2021

Dry Robe Wanker

A person wearing a Dry Robe for something other than its intended use, such as on the school run, watching outdoor sport events, or shopping in Waitrose.

Usually associated but not limited to middle-class white British women.

“I love your new Dry Robe, Florence! Have you just been for a swim in the sea?”

“Oh gosh no, I’ve just dropped Harvey off for his Tennis lesson and now I’m off down to John Lewis”

*mutters* “ok, Dry Robe Wanker”

by Smatch November 23, 2024