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Urban Jesus

One who is spiritual, yet has a very attractive personality and/or good looks, is something of a genius, and is quite the romantic, may quailify for the title of urban jesus in your suburban area.
Awesome kid: Do you speak Bhukan!?
Urban Jesus: Yeah. Gahh Pridhh!
Awesome kid: What, you're gay!?
Urban Jesus: I'm dating Ashley Webber actually...
Awesome kid: Since when?
Urban Jesus: Now. Hey Ashley!
by The Urban Jesus September 26, 2009
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urban tea

1) the practice of bringing a cup of tea from the house and drinking it on the go.
2) the kind of appreciation a tea drinker may have for corners of beauty or interest that exists within an urban environment; with the primary aim of making people more aware of their surroundings.
3) establishing calm within chaos.
1)

Jimi: Bob! do you fancy a spot of urban tea under that autumn tree?

2)

Jimi: ah man, i'm gunna be late and i've just made a cup of tea.

Bob: it's alright, why don't you just urban tea it?
by liam wit January 3, 2008
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urban liberals

The feeling you acquire by recognizing how many liberals there are on Urban Dictionary. Most commonly associated with the feeling of depression, or having thoughts of harming yourself, harming others and or harming your computer and or your mobile phone.
"Man I went on the greatest site ever to look up some sick definitions"
"and all I found was some urban liberals"
*pulls out razors and proceeds to slash ones skin*
by mrduckonqwack December 7, 2016
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Urban Sharknami

Possibly the rarest of all Tsunamis. A Sharknami that originates from within a city.

Potential causes might be a vastly huge aquarium full of sharks that breaks, spilling it's contents in one giant wave down the high street.

(See Sharknami)
"Fuck me, another sharknami!!"
"No Andrew, this is London... it's an URBAN SHARKNAMI!!!"
"Run!"
by Nick Wade September 6, 2005
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urban dictionary

THE SITE YOU'RE ON! YOU BLOODY IDIOT!
If you do not know the site you are on for some stupid reason, This is the Urban Dictionary. Here People make definitions for slang words that you might not know what it means.
by ZombieBrainsDefinitions March 30, 2017
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Urban Dictionaryual

"Mom, dad, I am urban Dictionaryual."
"DAMMIT SON WTF FKN CUNT"
by WOrthLesspOtato November 20, 2016
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urban dictionarying

by pianoguy July 23, 2011
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