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Urban Turding

The act if finding a inconspicuous place to pinch a loaf in a metro setting. Preferably downtown amongst high rise office buildings and parking lots. The general goal is to get as close to the daily rush of commuter society as humanly possible without drawing attention to your self.
OK, so I was out urban turding yesterday afternoon and found the best spot right at 12th and Taylor, you have to be quick and plan your attack but if your quiet you can lay cable like two feet away from the commuters walking by.
by emmerthouse July 7, 2008
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Urban dictionary

The best site in the god damn world... As long as they keep accepting my definitions. UwU
Urban dictionary
Oh I live that site, as long as the thing I want to happen does happen.
by Plane Jewus May 12, 2021
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urban disappointment

The sad feeling you get when urban dictionary doesn't accept your word.
Go give Emma a hug; she's suffering from a severe case of urban disappointment.
by emmawemawoo March 5, 2009
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Urban Dictionary

Dumbest fucking piece of trash on the internet where people would go to get false ideas about everyone and everything around them. Not to be laughed at, it could one day become used seriously and then it's creators would be in serious shit - which I really really really hope comes to pass, you douche bag cunt fucking pieces of shit. And your a fucking idiot if you choose to work there.
Wow that little douche bag cunt bitch is talking about things like she's reading it on urban dictionary, what a pile of shit.
by Real Person April 8, 2013
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Urban Dictionaryual

"Mom, dad, I am urban Dictionaryual."
"DAMMIT SON WTF FKN CUNT"
by WOrthLesspOtato November 20, 2016
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urban tea

1) the practice of bringing a cup of tea from the house and drinking it on the go.
2) the kind of appreciation a tea drinker may have for corners of beauty or interest that exists within an urban environment; with the primary aim of making people more aware of their surroundings.
3) establishing calm within chaos.
1)

Jimi: Bob! do you fancy a spot of urban tea under that autumn tree?

2)

Jimi: ah man, i'm gunna be late and i've just made a cup of tea.

Bob: it's alright, why don't you just urban tea it?
by liam wit January 3, 2008
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urban liberals

The feeling you acquire by recognizing how many liberals there are on Urban Dictionary. Most commonly associated with the feeling of depression, or having thoughts of harming yourself, harming others and or harming your computer and or your mobile phone.
"Man I went on the greatest site ever to look up some sick definitions"
"and all I found was some urban liberals"
*pulls out razors and proceeds to slash ones skin*
by mrduckonqwack December 7, 2016
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