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Uncle donald

A scumbag loser that lies, manipulates, and tells stories. We have a nickname for him its called “donnie ruxpin because he always tells stories you cant believe. This man only cares about what he can get from people including money. He doesnt care about his 4 kids he has and only cares about sex. He also steals, is a bum, and expects to live in your home rent free. He abuses animals as well and lived here in NY everybody knows the type of person he is and a select few dont take or fall for his shit including lies. This man will never change and people want you to feel sorry for him……well i got news for you i dont. I personally dont like him and wish he would all do us a favor and fuck off!!! Hes a piece of shit that runs from the law, in and out of jail, and screwed his family over multiple times. This man is the worst and avoid him at all costs!!!!
Mom: have you heard from uncle donald?
Me: no this piece of shit is never home and is probably out being his gay ass self the loser that he is!!!
by Furry2011 January 21, 2022
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Uncle Cousin

A spiritual term used to describe the ceremonial use the of the drug Ketamine.
ME: Is uncle cousin with us tonight?

HIM: Oh yes, dear brother, he is indeed.

Me: My dear brother, may I get a little puff-ski of that uncle cousin?

HIM: May the lord be with you.
by thedearestbrother March 28, 2022
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Uncle Buckle

When your uncle asks you to show him where the restroom is at a family gathering, drags you in there with him and bathes you in his hot spunk after lifting you onto the counter and making you shit in his mouth while he smacks his own ears repeatedly
Kid 1: Man a The family reunion uncle Johnny asked where the bathroom was and gave me the good old uncle buckle
Kid 2: Man he did the same thing to me last year
Kid 3:I WISH I COULD GET THE UNCLE BUCKLE
kid 1: Too bad loser
by Big Daddy Waddy April 12, 2022
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Uncle Varus

Person 1:You seen that kid's Uncle Varus?
Person 2: Yeah he's a great guy!
by TheTruth164 December 25, 2020
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Uncle Betty

Purchasing an item that has no specified price
I wanna buy this item but I have no idea how much it costs”

“It’s cool, just pull an Uncle Betty”
by LittleBleep January 1, 2021
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Uncle Syther

a person who loves cake. sometimes rude. watch out he breaks dwarven chairs. XD. sometimes funny though. HAHAHAHA!!! oh and speaking of laughing he laughs like drunk teletubbie.
oh crap! Uncle Syther coming! hide the chairs!
by Just_Bully January 7, 2021
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Uncle Jim

Your roblox girlfriend and the guy that looks at u creepily stares at you when you have a family ruenion.
Person 1 "Whos that?"
Person 2 "Oh that is just uncle Jim"
by ihavegianntpp January 20, 2021
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