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You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday

South West saying. When you've already done something once and there's no need to do it again
"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"

"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"
by Bovlin January 10, 2024
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Wisconsin Tuesday

You get Swiss cheese, fill it with cum and eat it with your partner.
We just got back from harris teeter with some cheese. We’re going to Wisconsin Tuesday tonight.
by Mr.Rety April 4, 2022
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fire tuesday

Fire Tuesday is the one day of week that you wait until dark to burn everything you can in the garden.

It is only acceptable to burn on a Tuesday under the cover of darkness. If you fail to follow the fire Tuesday code of conduct you run the risk of angry neighbours.
“Is that neighbor burning shit again”

“Must be fire Tuesday already
by David David's son April 16, 2024
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No Gay Tuesday

No matter what homosexual things are said on any Tuesday of any week, it is not homosexual because it is No Gay Tuesday.
by bigboy1232142 January 22, 2020
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rizzy gyat on a ohio tuesday

black nigger gay rapist sex anal sexy booty nigger that rapes and kills children aka the niggerest of them all, sigma rizzler niggerhead from ohio, yes niggerhead is a real word you fat ass nigger I sodomized a 5 year old girl, along with 20 90 year olds.
rizzy gyat on a ohio tuesday raped and sodomized a 5 year old girl.
by braylanniggersrIZZNIGGEROHIO November 18, 2023
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Boozeday Tuesday

1. The day in which it is customary to binge drink natty light and play monster games of beirut in Rachel and Steve's apartment.

2. The day in which Hansen thinks it would be more fun to do something else.
1. "Moira carried me to bed after I passed out on the floor on Boozeday Tuesday"

2. "We need to get a keg! Its Boozeday Tuesday wooooohoooo
by Stan "Hurls" Curley August 20, 2008
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c u next tuesday

(C u next tuesday) is the nice way to call your boss or someone you really dislike a (c.u.n.t ) without getting a write up at work or fired ...or without hurting the person you dislike feelings.. Or another definition is that you just dont want someone knowing your calling them a (c.u.n.t) and you can laugh about it without them catching on to what your talking about...
Your boss yells at you and you respectfully say ok boss ill ( c u next tuesday) as you walk away happy that you called them a (c.u.n.t) and they have no clue what your talking about.
by parachute bandit August 24, 2016
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