National Tittie Touch Day

On april 13th you must grab someones tits to celebrate the holiday

"Ayo sophia lemme holla at those titties but you can't mad cuz it's national tittie touch day"

by Mastergod97 May 25, 2018

Blue water touchdown

Taking the first shit after the toilet has been cleaned at work or at home and the water in the bowl is still blue because it hasn't been flushed for the first time.

John: Fuck yeah, must've been the first one in the men's bathroom this morning and I scored a blue water touchdown!
Travis: No way dude! We're there any others left?
John: No clue but someone else was leaving a smelly deuce when I was leaving.

Travis: Nevermind, that's not worth it.

by John E. Law January 7, 2019

our lips touch for a minute or two, but no homo.

lyrics from the song The Bro Duet by Drew Gasparini and Brandon Ellis. or I commonly know it from Jason Gotay and George Salazar's cover.

there is an animatic with the same song using boyf riends aka Jeremy Heere and Micheal Mell mabe by mushie r. on YouTube.

otherwise known as fanon ship song for boyf it's fuckng amazing and no one can tell me otherwise.

Jeremy;Micheal your my favorite person no homo.
Micheal;no homo but I love you.

Micheal later screaming from the rooftops;"our lips touch for a minute or two, but no homo."

by dearheatherhamiltonchill January 8, 2019

Upper channel touch

IN reference to trqading, but when one is playing with the clit.

I got to sex by starting with the Upper channel touch.

by dayTrade February 20, 2019

Don't touch me tall ass!

When someone taller than you gets in your way or stumbles onto you.
Particularly used by Richard Goranski.

Rich: Yo, Don't touch me tall ass!
Jeremy Heere: Sorry I was just trying to get to my--
*Rich writes on Jeremy's backpack*
Rich: You wash that off, YOU'RE DEAD.

by KingGeorgeTheTatertot October 14, 2019

Don't touch me tall ass!

Phrase occupied when someone taller stumbles onto you or gets in your way.
Mainly used by Richard Goranski from the musical Be More Chill

Rich: Yo, Don't touch me tall ass!
Jeremy Heere: Sorry, I was just trying to get to my--
*Rich writes on Jeremy's backpack*
Rich: You wash that off, YOU'RE DEAD.

by KingGeorgeTheTatertot October 14, 2019

Pre-Marital Touching

The most unholy thing on man or women could possibly commit.

Bob: "No it cant be Karen is Pre-marital touching that poor man"

by pseudonym is a dickhead June 24, 2020