Salad Patch

When a guy puts a cut up carrot, a sliced tomato and a head of lettuce inside of a girl's vagina and tops it with his own special sauce, then enjoys a tasty snack.

I hear you can get a good salad patch at West Potomac High School

by 000salad___000___fingers000 January 18, 2009

Salad Bowling

To stick ones thumb up the anus/colon of a small person (midget) and hurl across the room like a bowling ball.

Dorothy said to Toto, "do you fancy a game of Salad Bowling with these Munchkin's?"

Toto: Woof!

by VampireGUK February 25, 2008

ceaser salad

The act of licking your partner's anus right after they make a bowel movement, without wiping.

My girl ate my ceaser salad last night.

by Roshan Optimus Prime February 23, 2006

Toss salad

The act of destroying a house during a search warrant

Man, those cops sure know how to toss salad.

by Yo-momma123 December 7, 2016

burnt salad

A salad that has been burnt!

The explanation or burnt salad is when you keep salad in the oven WAY! to long

by Anthony Olivieri March 14, 2008

Nigerian Salad

the act of shaving yours and/or your sexual partners pubic hairs, placing them in the belly-button and then ingesting the mixture.

Boy1: Bro, what's the most fucked up sexual thing you've done?
Boy2: eating a Nigerian Salad off your sister.

by Tastysalad5 March 22, 2011

Salad ass

When someone is being a complete dumbass and have no other way of describing their stupidity

Shut the fuck up you salad ass

by God_memess May 16, 2018