jordan gamage

a dumb short coon

that's a jordan gamage

by the boys and men June 20, 2023

Jordan Jones

Homie Hopper. Will steal your crush after calling him ugly. She will back stab you after being bestie for an EXTENDED period time. She will call this guy ugly and then when you say you think he’s hot she becomes besties with him and than starts dating him while lying to you saying their just friends. And the only way you figure out how their dating is bc her brother post a picture of them cuddling on his snapchat story. you than proceed to call her out on in and she said “i didn’t mean for this to happen” after asking one of their mural friends to “set them up”. you than proceed to unadd her on ALL social media platforms and changing her contact from her quirky little nickname to her government name and unpin her.

me: that girl is all over EVERY boy that looks her way
Friend: Yeah she’s totally a Jordan Jones

by FoxyFalica August 22, 2022

Dildo jordan

The act of slam dunking a dildo into the ass of someone doing a handstand

Jerry "do a handstand"

Bruce "why"

Jerry "I have a dildo so I can dildo Jordan you"

Bruce "oh ok"

by Kumduff May 31, 2016

Jordan duff

Guy that has the hair of jake Paul, might be a druggie is pretty good at games but is really cool also he is very FLAMBOYANT...

some people use it as a insult

1.You are such a Jordan duff
2.fuck off or I stone yer windees

by Friendly neibourhood bomber June 5, 2018

montana jordan

An absolute legend with a sexy af accent and great hair he also has impeccable muscles and incredible style

I wish my hair was as good as montana jordan’s

montana sure does have a sexy accent

by Salesmanwhatugonnasell December 26, 2021

Jordan smith

The sexiest biology teacher alive. Usually has blue eyes and sexy greasy brown hair but i want him grease and all. He’s quite tall and looks very good in edits. He looks like Liam Hemsworth and he sounds australian.

‘Jordan smith is so fit. I want him to whisper mitosis in my ear ;)’

by ilovebiologyteachers March 11, 2022

megan and jordan

The cutest couple you will ever meet. They are very romantic and take things slow, but once the get started, they won’t stop. They are going to last forever and get married. They are the couple everyone wants to be. But they do get into fights every now and then. If you know a Megan and a Jordan, get them together, because they will be perfect

“omg! Is that Megan and Jordan! They are sooo cute together, I wish I could have a relationship like theirs” relationship goals

by Cooolio2345 May 11, 2018