A short piece of shit whom nobody likes in the slightest. He may think he has friends, but nobody will stick around with him for more than 2 years. Except Jacob of course, his gay romantic partner who could do so much better. Cole is a dirty bastard who lives in a trailer park, because his family can't pay rent since his parents divorced due to Cole being such a douchebag. He is addicted to every substance possible to escape the fact that he only has his dear Jacob.
by thebetterone123 April 29, 2025
Get the Cole Hearnmug. Jackson: Do you remember last night when Cole got hammered?
Lawrence: Yeah, and then he stood up and started yodeling on a table?
Jackson: Yeah.
Lawrence: That was a real Cole moment.
Lawrence: Yeah, and then he stood up and started yodeling on a table?
Jackson: Yeah.
Lawrence: That was a real Cole moment.
by Ho Chi Mihn October 11, 2020
Get the Cole momentmug. The most awesome, understanding, funny person. She keeps her man close and takes no flak from any other woman. Loves to travel, cook, and eat new exotic foods.
That Lilly Cole can take care of herself
Lilly Cole won't stop eating for a fire
Cooking with Lilly Cole can be beneficial for your tummy
Lilly Cole won't stop eating for a fire
Cooking with Lilly Cole can be beneficial for your tummy
by Cole Pain December 18, 2016
Get the lilly colemug. Her eyes often cry - not her, her eyes.
Will get aggressive within a cooking environment.
Will get aggressive within a movie watching environment.
Will get aggressive.
Diceptively ginger.
Winks can be mistaken for a disability - They are in fact her meting call.
Will get aggressive within a cooking environment.
Will get aggressive within a movie watching environment.
Will get aggressive.
Diceptively ginger.
Winks can be mistaken for a disability - They are in fact her meting call.
by GrandmasterjimjM January 5, 2019
Get the alice colemug. So fat and he has so many fat rolls that it stinks so much like he literally has shit saints on his pants you are fat so Geary fat
by Pineapple peanut October 9, 2021
Get the Cole rantmug. cole is so gay
by cole is gay and April 17, 2020
Get the colemug. an incredible sex position where you have to eat a kinder bar as you’re about to orgasm so you enjoy two of the best things ever at once
by sometimes I eat poo December 30, 2020
Get the alex colemug.