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Cole Hearn

A short piece of shit whom nobody likes in the slightest. He may think he has friends, but nobody will stick around with him for more than 2 years. Except Jacob of course, his gay romantic partner who could do so much better. Cole is a dirty bastard who lives in a trailer park, because his family can't pay rent since his parents divorced due to Cole being such a douchebag. He is addicted to every substance possible to escape the fact that he only has his dear Jacob.
Person 1: You're being such a Cole Hearn
Person 2: I'm going to go kill myself now
by thebetterone123 April 29, 2025
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Cole moment

When my homie Cole does something funny and/or stupid.
Jackson: Do you remember last night when Cole got hammered?
Lawrence: Yeah, and then he stood up and started yodeling on a table?
Jackson: Yeah.
Lawrence: That was a real Cole moment.
by Ho Chi Mihn October 11, 2020
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lilly cole

The most awesome, understanding, funny person. She keeps her man close and takes no flak from any other woman. Loves to travel, cook, and eat new exotic foods.
That Lilly Cole can take care of herself

Lilly Cole won't stop eating for a fire

Cooking with Lilly Cole can be beneficial for your tummy
by Cole Pain December 18, 2016
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alice cole

Her eyes often cry - not her, her eyes.
Will get aggressive within a cooking environment.

Will get aggressive within a movie watching environment.

Will get aggressive.

Diceptively ginger.

Winks can be mistaken for a disability - They are in fact her meting call.
by GrandmasterjimjM January 5, 2019
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Cole rant

So fat and he has so many fat rolls that it stinks so much like he literally has shit saints on his pants you are fat so Geary fat
by Pineapple peanut October 9, 2021
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cole

a gay fag that likes cum in his bum and mouth at the same time
cole is so gay
by cole is gay and April 17, 2020
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alex cole

an incredible sex position where you have to eat a kinder bar as you’re about to orgasm so you enjoy two of the best things ever at once
omg! Have you tried the Alex cole ? It will change your life forever
by sometimes I eat poo December 30, 2020
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