by orangeseaturtle November 21, 2011
The process of a man inserting a bike/ball pump into his urethra and pumping it up causing his bladder to expand and then inevitably explode inside of him. Usually done with a hand pump, but an electrical equivalent can be used for the daring.
Guy 1: Dude, why do you have that pump? You don't even own a bike.
Guy 2: Oh, I'm planning to enjoy a Yugoslavian Sea Mine this evening...
Guy 2: Oh, I'm planning to enjoy a Yugoslavian Sea Mine this evening...
by Joshua Durry September 01, 2018
mike is a big time deep sea diver i could smell his face from a mile away. lay of the fish scuba man
by killa bs November 03, 2006
In the popular YouTube show Good Mythical Morning Rhett and Link use the wheel of mythicality they land on a "do not google this" card if you look it up you will see many spike like teeth in the mouth of a leatherback turtle
Random guy:hey don't look up sea turtle mouth
Guy: ok I Won't
A few minutes later
Guy: ok let see what he was talking about
Guy: ok I Won't
A few minutes later
Guy: ok let see what he was talking about
by Blaster80 February 03, 2018
by KillerBigRay17 September 02, 2010
A "Woman" of Hideous size usually with facial hair, 2 or more pairs of boobs (back titties are acceptable) and an odor that could singe the hairs off a fly's ass.
Normally found amongst a group of unattractive women you wouldn't be interested in, these beasts are kept around to give dynamic to the herd in order to find an willing, or at least unconscious mate.
Take particular care in approaching a land-sea cow as it has tendencies to react differently to attractive males/females usually overtly friendly(M) or aggressively(F).
Normally found amongst a group of unattractive women you wouldn't be interested in, these beasts are kept around to give dynamic to the herd in order to find an willing, or at least unconscious mate.
Take particular care in approaching a land-sea cow as it has tendencies to react differently to attractive males/females usually overtly friendly(M) or aggressively(F).
*done with an old "sea dog" voice*
"Ya-har, that be one of the terrors of the deep, risen to run buffets out of buisness"
"Mommy, what's that?!"
"That's a Land-sea cow, stay away it might mistake you for food."
"Ya-har, that be one of the terrors of the deep, risen to run buffets out of buisness"
"Mommy, what's that?!"
"That's a Land-sea cow, stay away it might mistake you for food."
by Explorerdude. August 16, 2011
When a male's semen tastes like sea salt and hamburger grease. Usually occurs when the male smokes or drinks.
by Sea salt dick December 03, 2015