Bullshit

When your cousin says "I'll be there for you." but he blocks you on Discord.

Brandon: Just be there for your cousins when they need you.

Me: Hey Bran-

Brandon: What do YOU want?!

Me: This is bullshit...

by Not Ducky August 29, 2020

froggerknockle bullshit

The fucking stupidest shit on the planet that Tim and Tony pull out of their ass!!!

Don’t you fucking give me that froggerknockle bullshit, you fucktards!!!

by Fuck the Pack January 19, 2020

Bullshit lurer

Someone who likes to describe about something inferior as superior or trick his friend to somewhere to pick up somebody the friend does not know.

Hey, I know a place that gives out free food. Come with me to get it. In reality, it’s just some government food or church food that’s about to expire.
Hey, let’s go to Jamaica, I need to do something. When they get there, the bullshit lurer wants the friend to pick up his ex girlfriend.

by Ya mon Jamaica November 23, 2021

fuck your bullshit

a describing of someone ending a ridiculus conversation on a person

A : I offer you $200 for a fridge
B : You scammed me, Fuck your bullshit!

by Tankhunjn October 15, 2022

Crippling Bullshit

When the bullshit in someone's life becomes so much that that person cannot perform their usual routine without difficulty.
(Like Crippling Depression, but bullshit)

Friend: What's got you so down lately?
Guy: Crippling Bullshit
Friend: Huh?
Guy: Crippling Depression, but Bullshit
Friend: Oh, yea College has that alot.

by Name Fart March 24, 2020

Pull bullshit

Hood slang for playing games or doing something that the other friend is in disagreement with.

"Imma pull up at yo crib tomorrow."
"Hey, don't pull no bullshit, you better be there."

Homies shouldn't pull bullshit when they say they gonna do something.

My homie pulled some bullshit when he never gave me my money back.

by Adam buckley December 20, 2023

Frabble-knackeng-bullshit

Frabble-knackeng-bullshit Is when the bull is so deep you gargle the shit.

Also when the frustration is so severe you can’t even say fucking

“Hitler was a good guy” Jim said to his son.
“That’s Frabble-knackeng-bullshit” he responded

by JimmyJamez1212 April 5, 2024