Drinking Slow

A pussy way of drinking alcoholic beverages. Put cup to lips, sip, then put cup down and walk away.

This method is to be used by Catholics, pussies, and little bitches who only drink for fun.

Also for responsible people.

I’m having a party later, but I think I’m just going to be drinking slow tonight.

by Lb6188 May 3, 2018

slow grease

1. n. the name for both the substance and the moment at which you have realized that you have shit your pants, but it has yet to leak out of your anus to ruin your best underwear and your day.

Those chicken livers I had last night must have been bad because this morning when I dropped ass the ol slow grease dribbled out and ruined me favorite drawers.

by Doc Guitar November 6, 2014

Slow

Domenic Di Martino on a motorbike

That guy just did a 2.09 around Phillip island…. Must of done a slow lap

by Drtruth888 February 9, 2023

Slow Joe

A really fucking dumb canadian.

Amelia: " 'ya see Roy the other day? How he thought keeping his fish in an unclean tank would be safe?"
Madelyn: "What a fucking hoser. he's such a Slow Joe, eh?"

by Matiurban May 3, 2023

Slow mover

A slow moving individual. Due to old age or injury.

My dad is a slow mover.

by Septdee June 20, 2018

Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021

slow drip

A relatively dank drip or very stylish and effective outfit for a current occasion or lack thereof.

Manuel was going to be wearing his best clothes so Leon decided to go to the mall for a slow drip.

by slow drip May 23, 2022