Tight tapered track pants worn typically by soccer players or overweight middle aged russian men. Complemented usually by a borscht-stained whife beater and a gold chain.
by theejaybles December 10, 2016

A turd that is extremely small in diameter (maybe 2-5 cm at most).
Usually happens after eating food with lots of fiber
Usually happens after eating food with lots of fiber
Savannah took a skinny shit in Derek's mouth after eating three 10-piece nuggets and a large fry at McDonald's the night prior.
by DontDiscussMyMenstruationPlz January 4, 2022

by NamPNH May 12, 2019

Yeeting yourself out of a helicopter
by PantoffelPanda June 15, 2021

This is when someone is more alone than awesome but is still quite awesome. Most people would say that it is a good thing to be but it is still not the best thing to be. You do not need a penis to be know as a Mc skinny penis.
by Xxx.ultimatebigdickmcgee.xxX June 17, 2019

by Skinnyqueen4lifeeee March 29, 2022

