send an admiral to sea

To take a shit. You "launch" an admiral toward the ocean.

Hey, didn't you say you were gonna drop off the kids at the pool?

Yea, but first I have to send an admiral to sea.

by docsabre May 25, 2007

deep sea diver

A man or woman who loves to eat the pussy often refering to fish! or stink box is a deap see diver

mike is a big time deep sea diver i could smell his face from a mile away. lay of the fish scuba man

by killa bs November 3, 2006

sea turtle mouth

In the popular YouTube show Good Mythical Morning Rhett and Link use the wheel of mythicality they land on a "do not google this" card if you look it up you will see many spike like teeth in the mouth of a leatherback turtle

Random guy:hey don't look up sea turtle mouth

Guy: ok I Won't

A few minutes later

Guy: ok let see what he was talking about

by Blaster80 February 3, 2018

Deep Blue Sea

A movie in which sharks Eat Samuel L. Jackson.

"Haven't you seen my movies? Deep Blue Sea? They ate me! A Fuckin shark ate me!

by KillerBigRay17 September 2, 2010

morgan the sea wench

a mystical land/sea creature with magical breasts that shoot laser beams and glitter. she has a hypnotizing voice that makes susceptible young sailor boys do her bidding such as: waxing her bikini line and polishing her silverware. there is a Broadway musical based on her legend and it has won many tony awards. recognize.

i want to be just like morgan the sea wench when i grow up!

by nnnnnnnnnnnnnnoodle September 24, 2011

sea salt dick

When a male's semen tastes like sea salt and hamburger grease. Usually occurs when the male smokes or drinks.

Josiah: Did you swallow his cum?
Malia: I tired, but he had sea salt dick!

by Sea salt dick March 9, 2016

shitty sea gul

When you steal shit that does not belong to you, but it's justified because you're taking it from total retards.

Giott provokes the Orthrus.

Raithius>> "straight up ur like a shitty sea gul"

by capori January 17, 2012