salad tossee

Person on recieving end of a rim job.

Opposite of salad tosser

by Rare_Herbz February 5, 2004

Caesar salad

The act of farting while someone is rimming you (i.e. farting while having your anus licked). Coined by the Atlantan whom made a submission to Savage Love under the name GASS.

I was there tossing her salad and all of a sudden she busts a Caesar salad.

by Lex Icon December 4, 2003

salad eater

A person lacking in testoserone. A "new" man, a liberal. An effeminate man.

Pilates? That's a gym for salad eaters.

by Delusional October 14, 2003

tossing salad

licking the corn hole

Bitch! You better toss my salad before I have to smack yo ass.

by Pimp daddy V September 10, 2003

Salad Bowling

To stick ones thumb up the anus/colon of a small person (midget) and hurl across the room like a bowling ball.

Dorothy said to Toto, "do you fancy a game of Salad Bowling with these Munchkin's?"

Toto: Woof!

by VampireGUK February 25, 2008

Salad Patch

When a guy puts a cut up carrot, a sliced tomato and a head of lettuce inside of a girl's vagina and tops it with his own special sauce, then enjoys a tasty snack.

I hear you can get a good salad patch at West Potomac High School

by 000salad___000___fingers000 January 18, 2009

platitude salad

The language used when members of the Democratic Party talk to their constituents. This language is intended to galvanize a populace to vote for a particular Democratic party member as it appears to be a lead-in to more progressive policy. However, this is followed by zero substance, no legitimate policy, deafening silence and inaction which bewilders and misleads the general public. Make no mistake of it, this is totally intentional as the Democratic party does not care about you unless it's correlated to lining their own filthy pockets.

Hillary Clinton's entire presidential platform was a gigantic platitude salad. She had nothing to offer real Americans who were struggling, and lost to a narcissistic idiot loudmouth moron who has never even eaten a salad in their lifetime.

by Genna tayleeah June 19, 2019