Riley

Some chaotic lad that just vibes. They parent everyone in their life.

don't ask why there's raw spaghetti in the fazbear fright series again just assume it's just apart of their of world domination plan.
Likely anti-capitalist.

Person 1: "Riley yelled at me again"
Person 2: "same"
Person 2: "speaking of Riley, where did they go?"
Person 1: "shit."
*explosion goes off in the distance*
"oh."

by ratman_does_definitions August 11, 2020

Mason Riley

Good person

Mason Riley is a good person

by DownToFire March 3, 2021

Riley

A fucked up guy...

Did you know Riley cheated on his girlfriend?!

by JarheadG14 November 25, 2019

Riley

someone who cannot spell for the life of them.

Riley is such a bitch

by raddiomama July 17, 2022

riley

riley is that one girl that you feel safe with. even if you don’t always see her, even if you don’t always talk, you know you can go back to her. she has the type of smile that can light up a room. and don’t get me started on her forgiving ass self. you fuck up, she forgives you. and you know she means it. she’s the type to get pushed around by people who only want her in their life for personal gain, yet she puts up with it. she always avoids any conflict any when it does arise, she takes the place of others to save them face, even if it could potentially end up ruining her reputation. she cares a hit too much about others, and it shows. she loves animals too, and you’re not able to coexist with her if you cant handle her walking around with her dog everywhere. she’s there for you thick and thin, and you know deep down she’s been through some shit. but she keeps a positive outlook on things and when you ask her what’s wrong, shes the type to say everything’s fine, when you know damn well it isn’t. she cares a bit too much about how people view her, and it’s a damn shame because she’s one of the most gorgeous girls you’ll ever be friends with.

person: “that girls so nice!”
e: “yeah, she’s a riley.”

by lady_tempeste August 17, 2024

the riley method

The act of banging your fat beer belly on a girls back while you bang her doggy.

man 1: yea i did the riley method to that chick
man 2: hell yeah!

by thebucketdevil July 12, 2025

Riley

The commonplace name "Riley" is a term often used to describe and address someone of whom can be characterised by exaggerated autistic monkey midget-esk features.

"Yes officer, it was that tweaker Riley! That was the gremlin who threatened to rape my ass!

by Thy bearer of all knowledge November 21, 2023