When you fill an entire empty swimming pool with feces (preferably diarrhea, for its natural liquid like quality, although a few solid turns are nice for ensuring the pool stays shitty). Laxatives and milk of magnesia are useful for kicking the party off right. This is typically achieved by gathering 45 or so people (although this COULD be achieved with 36 people, butt with more difficulty). This is typically done for the purpose of a poo party. once it is filled guests are expected to cannon ball in and hold their breath in the "water" for as long as they can once submerged. Fucking in the waters of the swimming poo is not only welcomed, but encouraged.
Alright the swimming poo is browned and ready, last one in is a rotten egg!
this poo party is awesome, I'm glad we have such a nice swimming poo to kick back and relax in
this poo party is awesome, I'm glad we have such a nice swimming poo to kick back and relax in
by big bobs house of feces October 9, 2023
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Poo-chucks resemble the asian fighting weapon called nun-chucks, which are two wooden sticks connected by a chain.
Poo-chucks resemble the asian fighting weapon called nun-chucks, which are two wooden sticks connected by a chain.
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Too much anal sex can ruin the anal muscles making you prone to leakage
Too much anal sex can ruin the anal muscles making you prone to leakage
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Tang Poo thinks he’s God’s gift to the White House, but he’s been indicted six times and counting already. You can’t run a country from the federal lockup.
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