online friends, keypals
by John April 21, 2005
Get the digital personmug. a sitcom person is some one who originally had no personality, but then watched a sitcom and said, "oh! so that's how i'm supposed to act!". after this "realization", the person then proceeds to bestowing a personality upon them self and labeling them self with titles such as "evil black person who is the bridge between the black people and the emos" or "terrorist, pedophile, and stalker" and even "fattest person alive", instead of finding a personality like regular people. this, in turn, results with acting to portray their new found "personality", annoying everyone around them to the point of 0 tolerance for the person, other than by other sitcom people, who accept each other and make their own little sitcom lives with each other.
oh my fucking god! kevin is such a sitcom person!! he acts as if he is a terrorist, a pedophile and a stalker just because he's middle eastern, people call him a pedophile, and he follows our group of friends around and it's soooo anoying! he is so ignorant and stupid, i wish he'd just leave us alone!
by a prsn June 26, 2008
Get the sitcom personmug. 
Causes change in the world and is recognized for doing so. Sees the full picture and is not close minded. Because of adept understanding of their existence, they turn out to be winners.
*DISCLAIMER: Main people can die*
Most common ways to die for a main person includes but is not exclusive to:
Old age
Death by fire
Sacrificing self for another
Death by explosion
Going down guns blazing
Suicide
Bleeding out
*DISCLAIMER: Main people can die*
Most common ways to die for a main person includes but is not exclusive to:
Old age
Death by fire
Sacrificing self for another
Death by explosion
Going down guns blazing
Suicide
Bleeding out
Background person: *waits outside for 12 hours holding a sign*
Main person: *walks by, laughs, and heads to work to be productive*
Main person: *walks by, laughs, and heads to work to be productive*
by Chillbro July 29, 2015
Get the Main personmug. by themagicalkilljoy March 17, 2016
Get the markus personsmug. a person who is very adorable who you probably have a crush on. they smile and you smile with them cuz you cannot reject a special moment like this. I'd suggest going up to them and say "notice me Senpai". you also need to tell them you love them, and hug them close so they never leave your side. they mostly will blush if you tell them they are a cute person.
by personthingeddsworldlover January 12, 2018
Get the cute personmug. Guy 1: "This girl totally clickbaited me man!"
Guy 2: "What happened?"
Guy 1: "She kissed me, but when I asked if we can be together she told me we're too good of friends."
Guy 2: "She's Clickbait (person) man."
Guy 2: "What happened?"
Guy 1: "She kissed me, but when I asked if we can be together she told me we're too good of friends."
Guy 2: "She's Clickbait (person) man."
by DominosPizza March 11, 2017
Get the Clickbait (person)mug.