A timeless phrase used to show authenticity and candor in a friend. Like an onion, they reveal many layers of truths, each with the same quality and meaning as the others. Some might even make you cry.
by Onionboy18 November 12, 2017
Get the Honest as an onionmug. The ring of poop the collects under the head of the penis after anal sex.
Not to be confused with poop noodle
Not to be confused with poop noodle
by Fry McFryguy June 11, 2018
Get the Crusty Onion Ringmug. by johansenburgerville December 5, 2024
Get the thinking with onionsmug. After their adventure on the island of Engelbräckt, Malte Wegbratt and Vilmer Andersson had become seasoned adventurers. They continued to travel the land, searching for new challenges to overcome and new friends to meet.
One day, they heard a rumor about a mystic Onion man named Johan who possessed incredible powers of insight and foresight. Intrigued, Malte and Vilmer set out to find him.
Their journey took them through rugged mountains and dense forests, as they searched for clues about Johan's whereabouts. They spoke to villagers and traders, seeking any information that could lead them to the Onion man.
Finally, they reached a small village where they heard rumors of a strange hermit who lived deep in the forest. Believing this to be Johan, Malte and Vilmer set out to find him.
After a long and treacherous journey, they finally arrived at the hermit's abode. There, they found a thin and frail-looking man with a long beard and a deep sense of calm.
Introducing themselves, Malte and Vilmer told Johan about their many adventures and their desire to recruit him to their team. Johan listened carefully, his eyes seeming to see far beyond what was in front of him.
One day, they heard a rumor about a mystic Onion man named Johan who possessed incredible powers of insight and foresight. Intrigued, Malte and Vilmer set out to find him.
Their journey took them through rugged mountains and dense forests, as they searched for clues about Johan's whereabouts. They spoke to villagers and traders, seeking any information that could lead them to the Onion man.
Finally, they reached a small village where they heard rumors of a strange hermit who lived deep in the forest. Believing this to be Johan, Malte and Vilmer set out to find him.
After a long and treacherous journey, they finally arrived at the hermit's abode. There, they found a thin and frail-looking man with a long beard and a deep sense of calm.
Introducing themselves, Malte and Vilmer told Johan about their many adventures and their desire to recruit him to their team. Johan listened carefully, his eyes seeming to see far beyond what was in front of him.
After a long pause, Johan spoke. "I will join you on one condition," he said. "You must help me find the lost temple of the Onions. It is a sacred place, where the power of the Onion is at its strongest. If we find it, I will use its power to help you on your adventures."
Malte and Vilmer readily agreed, eager to discover what secrets the lost temple held. They set out on a new quest, led by Johan's incredible insights and knowledge.
Together, they journeyed across deserts, through deep caves, and over raging rivers. Johan's powers proved invaluable, as he seemed to know just where to go and what to do at every turn.
Finally, after many months of searching, they found the lost temple of the Onions. It was a majestic and ancient place, filled with wonder and mystery.
As Johan promised, the power of the Onion was strong there. He used it to grant Malte and Vilmer incredible strength and wisdom, making them even more formidable in battle.
And so, with the addition of the mystic Onion man Johan to their team, Malte and Vilmer continued to travel the land, fighting evil and helping those in need. They knew that their adventures would never truly end, but with their unbreakable bond and their newly recruited ally, they felt confident that they could overcome any challenge that lay ahead.
Malte and Vilmer readily agreed, eager to discover what secrets the lost temple held. They set out on a new quest, led by Johan's incredible insights and knowledge.
Together, they journeyed across deserts, through deep caves, and over raging rivers. Johan's powers proved invaluable, as he seemed to know just where to go and what to do at every turn.
Finally, after many months of searching, they found the lost temple of the Onions. It was a majestic and ancient place, filled with wonder and mystery.
As Johan promised, the power of the Onion was strong there. He used it to grant Malte and Vilmer incredible strength and wisdom, making them even more formidable in battle.
And so, with the addition of the mystic Onion man Johan to their team, Malte and Vilmer continued to travel the land, fighting evil and helping those in need. They knew that their adventures would never truly end, but with their unbreakable bond and their newly recruited ally, they felt confident that they could overcome any challenge that lay ahead.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023
Get the The Mystic Onion Manmug. by bigman2fat May 3, 2023
Get the Onion Shitmug. In 2017, Lorde's secret onion ring account on Instagram (OnionRingsWorldwide) - where she rated onion rings she tried - was exposed. She confirmed it was her on The Tonight Show.
Person 1: "Do you remember Lorde's Onion Rings Account?"
Person 2: *shudders* "That's when we turned to the dark timeline."
Person 2: *shudders* "That's when we turned to the dark timeline."
by girlfrontbyloona January 31, 2022
Get the Lorde's Onion Rings Accountmug. The best part of hibachi when the chef makes a small stack of raw onion rings, puts vegetable oil in it, and lights it on fire whilst it expels steam and flames, like a volcano. (Hence the name).
Them: how was the hibachi dinner last night?
You: it was great, except I missed the onion volcano while I was in the restroom.
Them: aw man, that’s the best part!
You: it was great, except I missed the onion volcano while I was in the restroom.
Them: aw man, that’s the best part!
by Bandgeek2003 December 26, 2019
Get the The Onion Volcanomug.