by Comowana Laya August 18, 2009

A Time Ninja is a person whos asks questions about a service and has no intentions of spending a dime with you on any of the services you just spent 30 min explaining.
Hello buddy how much is my air filter coolant flush and trans fluid exchange! Well sir it runs 300 dollars! Thank you buddy this is a great price! ok sir we can take care of this right away. Ok buddy go ahead and check them and ill come back another day! thank you for wasting my time ninja
by seawizz October 9, 2013

The resulting effect of pausing and then resuming a live TV show using TiVo or a lesser DVR. This causes the viewer's experience to be up to 30 minutes behind the rest of the world.
"Dude, did you just see the Steelers destroy those terrible Cleveland Browns?"
"No man, I'm on TiVo time and the 4th quarter just started."
"No man, I'm on TiVo time and the 4th quarter just started."
by KevvyG January 8, 2009

by What you want little nigga September 1, 2021

when the consumption of marijuana forces a disruption in the space/time continuum giving extra time than you actually have.
by CHRISTIAN AND UMESH April 4, 2010

by TimeDoc November 21, 2014

by Yerkish March 11, 2015
