California Bull Ride

A sexual act where the male, while having anal sex on top of the girl, informs the girl that he has AIDS, and then sees how long he can stay inside of her without being bucked off.
Mark was giving it to Margret and decided to pull a California Bull ride. He broke his previous record, lasting a full 9 seconds.
by Mizzle Mizzle June 29, 2011
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Shooting the bull

my friends always liked shooting the bull with me on late nights.
by sashie January 24, 2009
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bull rider

A degenerate, and often lazy person who trys, or claims to earn a living by the rodeo sport of riding bulls. These are people that often have no intelligence or lack motivation to work, in other words their lazy.
by daman1117 August 02, 2006
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Iberian Bull Ride

When you wine and dine a fat man, seducing him with tapas and flamenco and then slay him in his backside with yer matador dicky and ride him like a bull through the streets of Pamplona.
Take me out for some gazpacho and then Iberian Bull Ride my bum bum, papi!
by #SoNotAJames June 01, 2022
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Inverted Bull Riding

This is the process of koalaing on to the bottom of a bull so that your head is under the testicles of the bull similar to a 69. You fit one testicle inside your mouth and try to hold on for as long as possible.
Yesterday at the rodeo they let me try inverted bull riding, it was a real hoot and a half.
by Johnnyhardcock69 February 18, 2019
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95-96 Bulls

1. Referring to the basketball team Chicago Bulls, who had a exceptional season back in 1995-1996, hence the 95-96, when they finished first with the record of 72 wins - 10 losses. Their main roster was Randy Brown as PG, Michael Jordan as SG, Scottie Pippen as SF, Dennis Rodman as PF, Bill Wennington as C, and Phil Jackson as the head coach.

2. As widely-considered as the best of all time, the team got a lot of die-hard fans who always believe that their team would always be the best. Annoyed by this, fans of many other teams and even many neutrals want to mock them. And as a result, they came up with a joke. No matter how impertinent and irrelevant the topic is about, they always have to add something relating to the 95-96 Bulls. What they don't know is they're the real annoying ones.
Bleacher Report on Facebook: "Kristaps Porzingis Turns Down Fan's Elaborate Prom Request with Video."

Some random annoying guy: "But can Porzingis turn down a prom request from the 95-96 Bulls?"
by $un$hjne February 28, 2016
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