Blam Jam

Slang for postural hypotension, the sensation of feeling dizzy or lightheaded after standing up too fast.

"I'll be there in a minute I just had a major Blam Jam."

by Blague Czar November 21, 2021

woke jamming

the act of jamming "woke" content into pieces of media that dont require it or are harmed by it

large media compaines kowtowing to the alt-left by inserting ID-pol content into films and videogames that dont need it -- see also get woke go broke

woke jamming sure messed up wonder woman 84

by chongon maqaque December 28, 2020

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022

squat jam

listening to your ipod while taking a shit

I just finished squat jamming

by Dr. King January 12, 2009

dusty jam

when old people stop in the middle of the isle at the suppermarket causing a people jam.

man1:dude what took you so long?
man2:i got stuck in a dusty jam when some old fogie couldn't decide on a soup.

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

shame jam

(noun) A song that you're ashamed to admit you enjoy.

Willow: wait, I didn't know you liked Gorillaz
Jove: I never tell people. It's definitely a shame jam. They've just got a weird fanbase that I don't wanna be associated with.

by jokedemon May 29, 2018

bts(jams)

the most important 7 korean men in the world. they have taught us how to love our selves and even though some of us aren’t there yet, we take one step closer every day. we take one step closer everyday because 7 men motivate us in the best possible ways. by being off their rockers, talented, and just breathing. and remember “it’s alright even if you don’t have a dream. it’s possible to not have one. just be happy.” stan BTS for clean skin, yeehaws, and self love.

bts(jams) is amazing and wonderful.

by i need u for just one day. July 1, 2019