noob tube

COD4- Grenade launcher mounted on an assault rifle.

Caomplainer: Oh my god I can't handle how real this GAME is I keep getting killed by a person with a grenade launcher.

Me: Well in war we'll just make sure you don't fall victim to any unfair tactics. Would you like your binky now?

(I do not use the "Noob Tube" I'm just tired of hearing people complain about it. I also hate the term noob it's retarded)

by B Vegas April 21, 2008

Noob Syndrome

Short term is NS.
A stupid person online. Usually found in 10 to 11 year olds in online teen chat rooms. We don't know why the hell they're there....
See noob for details.

(Online chat room)

Noob: Babez, wanna go out with me?
Tara: Yeah, uh no.
Carly (private messages Tara): Noob Syndrome?
Tara (private messages Carly): Yep.

by Simply Stefani; December 28, 2008

iphone noob

Anyone who gets their first iPhone and is completely clueless about basic features. This is especially common among people who get the iPhone from Verizon and have never experienced a device so powerful.

-Dude I just got the Verizon iPhone, now how do I take a picture?

-Dude seriously? You've never used an iPhone? What an iphone noob.

by Goose2460 February 25, 2011

Sniper Noobs

When you are playing a FPS and everyone on your team decides to become a sniper, leaving you alone to assault the objective. Usually employed when you are on a team with kids younger than 16 that cannot play the game well enough to get a kill with any other weapon, other than a high powered, long range, Rifle, that they can sit in the bushes with and take pot shots at people with. Usually, these people Brag about how good they are at the game when they really just use the most over powered weapon in the game, to camp with and shoot at unsuspecting gamers.

Well.... I was playing BF:BC2 and I rushed down the hill to set a charge. When i realized that i had no team mates with me. Sure enough i got owned and tea bagged by the enemy, while they rushed up the hill and spawn camped us, because the Sniper Noobs decided not to help me, win.
Eventually we lost 2 to 2000

by Delta7687658 October 11, 2010

alto noob

Little children on games with mics who have an extremely high pitched voice, often times hurting ear drums and causing brain damage.

STFU ALTO NOOB! Hey alto noob, stfu and go back to the nursery where you belong.

by Lexoz November 28, 2007

Noob tube

Weapon used in games such as Call Of Duty 4 by people that cant aim, much to the joy of all the other players that now ensure the (Noob) suffers all sorts of verble abuse!

"OMG!! adam hit me with his fucking Noob Tube again!! learn to fucking aim you retarded gumper!"

by thieving jippo May 2, 2008

Killzone noob

A person who uses 203's , Rockets, and mines alot. Thats all the people in the game use so when u get killed by some1 on any game u refer to them as a Killzone noob.

Ex. Chris kills Mark with a rocket , Chris is a Killzone noob

by Byron Wood April 25, 2006