Half-Bagel-Bitch

Someone who’s two-faced and acts different around different people.

“Oh my god, she’s such a half-bagel-bitch.”

by Notmurealname April 03, 2019

jonathan bagel

a bagel named jonathan

Wow Frank, you ate Jonathan Bagel?

by frankemheimer bagel May 15, 2024

Ripe Bagel

Also known as the opposite of a “stale bagel”, a ripe bagel is the freshly made baked dough with a hole in the middle commonly known as a bagel.

Person 1- Hey can I get a bagel? Person 2- yea sure we sell only the best ripe bagels!

by stalebagel February 14, 2021

bagel juice necktie

When a chain link toy is wrapped around a child's neck by another child

Billy gave Charles a bagel juice necktie!

by 26DAM February 23, 2025

Marmite bagel

Used to describe an anus slightly coated in shit.

Would you like to come back to mine for a marmite bagel?

Your marmite bagel last night was phenomenal

You will never touch my marmite bagel again

by Hassdog January 23, 2022

Scum bagel

Something that a moron comes up with to just say he put something on here

Brian: guys I found scum bagel on here
Dakota: you are a scum bagel , your dumb ass put it in here

by CLoyurnrttehss December 04, 2016

Pizza Bagels

The most heavenly concoction of bagel and sauce and cheese and oregano that hides your crazy and gets you dates.

Bring a surplus of pizza bagels to those who are not pregnant and leave with a significant other.

by Fitxzie February 13, 2018