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fugle-monster

a person who is so ugly that they're bordering on non-human.
dude, have you seen that guy's new girlfriend?

yeah man, what a fugle-monster!
by junkboy45 December 27, 2010
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Kankle-Monster

See above ^
Rikki Stephens is the Kankle-Monster
by Petardi July 7, 2010
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monster mole

A giant brown mole, typically on the back of the neck, often located nearby a smaller secondary mole. A mole so large that the haver of the mole must frequently warn barbers not to cut it off.
Wow, you have a monster mole just like mine!

Easy with the clippers on the neck, chief, you almost took off my monster mole!
by madmanblake February 8, 2007
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pique monster

a person who always gets hurt over the smallest, most insignificant things. usually very vocal about how they feel in order to let everyone know who or what hurt them.
girl: hey
pique monster: what the fuck did you just call me?
by piquemonster July 10, 2017
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A monster mash

A bowl of cereal with the combination of "Boo Berry", "Count Chocula", and "Franken-berry" in it.
I bought the variety pack for the Halloween themed cereals. I'm going to have myself a monster mash!
by BuGgY_BiTz October 12, 2019
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tatter monsters

female breasts
area on a women's chest, their rack.
can be classified as good, bad, medium, or as some type of classification.
boobs that a woman has
Mike: How was the night with that girl last night, Bill? Did you have a good time with her?
Bill: It was a good time. She had nice tatter monsters that I couldn't keep my eyes off the whole night.
Mike: Sounds like a memorable night.
by JBreezy Gets Bitchez November 13, 2011
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Monster Calves

Huge ass basketball calves the size of a watermelon.
" Caden has monster calves. They're the size of my face!!"
by eeeeaaaaoooooooonumnumnum October 12, 2021
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